Hello
Yeah
What?!
Ka pu, khawngaihin i mobile phone kha off teh
Lawkin, second khat chiah!!
excuse me!
Ka pu, thu rawh!!!!
Captain, damlo kan nei tlat mai
Hei, Passenger pakhat a tlu a
Delhi Air India 11 returning due to a medical emergency
Sir! Excuse me sir! Excuse me sir!
One minute!!!!!!!
Ka zia tawh e
Ka lawm e!
Min kalsan tawh r'u
Ka kal thei tawh e
Ngawi teh, ka pu!
Khawnge car?
Mr. Dillon ni'a mi?
Enga?
Ka chalah ka hming tattoo-in ka chhu kher dawn emni?
Motor chu va la thuai teh!!
Ok sir!! Come sir
Hotel kan pan nghal ang tiraw??
Ni e, ni e! Hotel kan pan ang
Mahse Vasant Vihar lamah tlan kual teh lawk
Tlan chak ve deuh la, vala!!!!
Ya Farhan enge ni ta?
Minute 5 velah in in ka rawn thleng ang. Lo inpeih rawh!
Enge ni a, thianpa?
Chathur-a'n min rawn phone a
I la hria em?
Tu? "Silencer" maw?
Ni e, ni e
Rancho pawh a lokal dawn a ti
Eng maw i sawi a??
Rancho hmuh ve in duh chuan Campus tuizem bulah dar 8 ah lokal ru a ti
A nih chu!
Rawn hmanhmawh rawh
Ya ok ok
Shruthi, ka rawn kir leh vat ang
Oooo pheikhawk....
Kan thianpa kan hmu leh a
Enga?
Ka rawn let leh hunah kan sawi dawn nia!!!
I kekawr ha ve tal la!!!
Ka pu, hotel chu kan pan thei tawh em?
Hotel chu kan pan em em ang! Mahse, "Imperial College of Engineering" pan phawt ang
Ok sir!!!
Mawza ka bun theihnghilh a nih hi!!
Mawza i ti elo??? Kekawr pawh i hak loh kha, mawla!!!
Hotel chu i pan thei tawh ang!!! Mahse Airport-ah ka unaupa i va lam leh phawt a ngai. Ka hming ang tho "Dillon"
Dillon ka nia!! Khawnge in taxi rawn tirh chu?? Runway-ah min rawn lam emni??
Oye Rancho?
Hey Chathur khawnge Rancho chu?
Rancho?!
Khawnge Rancho?
Welcome idiots
Madiera(RUM) in in duh em?
He hmun ngeiah hian in in thrin a nih kha!!
Kha in rawh u
Hey khawnge Rancho chu?
Ka hrilh ang che u
Hei hi en phawt teh u
Ka nupui a ni lo... A hnung in hi in hmu em, idiots?: 3.5 million man
Swiming pool - tui lum awm thlap!!!
Living room - a chhuat phah thing man to
Ka Lamborghini 6496cc car thar - chak tak a ni!
Engtia hetiang thil min entir vak vak a?
In hre tawh nange?
Hei hi enge?
5th september..vawiin tahrik..eng tihna nge?!
Kan inchawi kha... kum 10 hnuah hetah hian kan inhmu leh anga..
Vawiin ni ah, he hmun ngeiah hian..
Tunge dingchhuak kan en ang chu, kan tih kha!!
In ngam em??.........sawi rawh u, In ngam em??.... In ngam em?
Tikhan in hrechhuak uarh uarh ta maw???
He hmun ngeiah hian kan mimawla nen kan incho kha..
Ka thutiam ka hlen a
Hei le, he he
Chhawchhah!
Thlawhtheihna atangin ka chhuah leh phah a..
Ani pawh Rancho hmuh tumin kekawr pawh ha hman lovin a lokal a nih hi
Kum nga chhung kan zawng tawh. A thi nge a dam pawh kan hrelo a nih hi? Hetiang thil ho mai maiah a rawn kal lovang
A rawn kal ka ring lo reng a ni, he he eh
Enga? Nangman nge keiman khawih dawn! Lawk, Farhan, lawk
Idiot.. chuti si engahnge min koh buai?
Rancho hmu turin
Ani leh kei hian enge kan thlen hmu ula ka duh alawm!!!
Chuti chu Rancho awmna i hria tihna a ni maw?
Aw
Khawnge Rancho chu?
Simla ah!!!!
#.....virthli leng ang mai a ni a.....#
#....lehkhachaih kawngbo ang mai.....#
#.....Khawiahnge a tuan tak? zawng teh ang .....#
#.....virthli leng ang mai a ni a.....#
#....lehkhachaih kawngbo ang mai.....#
#......Khawiahnge a tuan tak? zawng teh ang.....#
#.....while confined channel guided us.....#
#.....he would define his pathways.....#
#.....and loiter along them merrily.....#
#.....while our future haunted us.....#
#.....he would celebrate the present.....#
#.....and live every moment with reckless freedom .....#
#.....where did he come from? .....#
#....touching our hearts .....#
#.....where did he go? lets find him.....#
#.....he was like a shade in sweltering heat .....#
#.....like village in desert .....#
#.....he was like salve for our distress .....#
#.....while we cowered from challenges .....#
#.....he would dive in seas .....#
#.....and swim against the rip currents .....#
#.....he was a wandering cloud .....#
#.....he was our pal .....#
#.....where did he go? lets find him.....#
Rancho!
Rancchoddas Shyamaldas Chanchad
A hming te kha dangdai ngawt mai?
A ngaihtuahna te pawh kha
Khawvel hi intlansiakna a ni a.... A muang deuh chu midangin an tlanpel thuai thin.. tih kha kan hriat dan a ni
Ni e!!! Kan pian hma hauhvin... mipa chi mtd 300 chuang intlansiak atangin bul kan tan a, he he eh
1978, Zing dar 5.15 ah ka piang a
Dar 5.16-ah ka pa chuan
"Ka fapa hi engineer tur a nih hi!!!" a ti a
"Farhan Qureshi! B.Tech engineer"
Ka hmabak rel fel sak nghal ka ni!!!
Enge nih ka duh?? Tuman min rawn lo.
Raju Rastogi
Rancchoddas Chanchad
Enge i room number!
D26
Min zui rawh
Manmohan-a ka nia
M.M
Zirlai ho hian Milli meter tiin min ko thin
Dawra thil lei, insuk, in nawh, chanchinbu lak, assignment copy
Eng hna pawh ka thawhsak thei che!!! Fixed rate, in dawn theihloh!!
One minute, one minute, hei hi lo vuan teh lawk!
Hei hi kilo byte
Hei hi mega byte, chuan hei hi nu ber giga byte.
Thla laksak rawh... this family doesn't byte [bite]
[Raju praying]
Hei, sakhaw mi tak bawk a lo lut thar e!!!
Hi, Farhan Qureshi...I'm Raju Rastogi
Mangang suh
In han awm rei deuh ang a, Pathian in ring lo telh telh mai ang
Hmeichhe saruak thlalak in tar anga.. tichuan...
'Lalpa Pathian'
Pakhat tal min pe rawh!!! in ti chul mai ang
Hey chhuak vat teh!! Rang takin
Khawi cheng 4
Ipte pakhat cheng 2
Kha cheng 5... nei vek rawh
Ehe ka pu!Tip min pe elo?
Keipawh tip ka pe ve ang che
Zaninah.... Kekawrte mawng pawp lo in ha dawn nia!!!
Engati?
Oh Lalber.....
I ropui a ni.....
Kan thilpek hi lo pawm la
Aaahh
Hei le he-man, he-man take this...
Ooohhhoo white white white
Min nghaisa nasa hle mai,
Zahngaihna dil ang ziazangin,
Sal angin kan lu kan kun a,
Rancho kan hmuh vawikhatna a ni nghe nghe!
Ihi le...! A thar, a thar, a thar....
Ka pu chibai!!!
I kekawr phelh la in chhinchhiah tir ve rawh le!!!
Tunge i hming? Sawi teh
Rancchoddas Shyamaldas Chanchad!!
Huuii hhehehhee
Unaute u, by-heart rawh u!!! Final year ah chuan in thiam hmang ang!!! hmmm
I kekawr kha....phelh rawh le
Eheu, a hrethiam lo a nih dawn hi?
Kekawr huh hak loh tur, nauva.
Le, phelh rawh le!!
Aal iz well, aal iz well
Enge maw a sawi mawlh mawlh ni?
Tuemaw khan hrilhfiah teh u!!!
Hey james bond! Hrilhfiah teh!!
I kekawr i phelh loh chuan an zunkhum dawn che
Oye English!!! Hindi-in i sawi thiam nange?
Sorry sir, Uganda-ah ka piang a, Pondicherry-ah ka seilian a
Hindi ka thiam nal vak lova
Chuti chu hmanhmawh miah lovin hrilhfiah la! Kan hmanhmawh hleinem
In lo ha leh hman elo?
I kekawr kha i phelh loh chuan.. an zunkhum dawn che
"Zung" a sawi ve dan hi? Hahahha!
Ooo engineer zir turin i lo kal chu a ni siah! AHahaha
Hey Chhûra, lo chhuak rang rawh!
Vat
I kawngkaa ka zun hma hian rawn chhuak rawh!!!
10 thleng ka chhiar ang
I lo chhuah loh chuan
I kawngka-ah semester tluanin ka zung a ni mai
Zun al-ah hian electric current a kal thra duh
Pawl 8 physics
Kan zir ve vek sia
Hman nachang a hre bik tlat
I.C.E.'s director hming chu Dr.Viru Sahastrabudhhe a ni a
Mahse mitinin "Virus" tiin an ko thrin
Computer virus a nih ber chu!!!
Oye Virus a lo kal ..artui a rawn keng treuh mai
First Year ho kha a hmu duh e. Rang takin!
Virus-a chu mahni inngaisang tak a ni ve a
Midangin amah an hmakhalh a ngaithei ngai lo
Thil engkimah
Hun a hek e, tiin kawrkilh pawh a hmang duh ngailova
Necktie pawh a thiat mai thrin
A kut lehlam lehlamin A rualin thil a ziak thiam vel
Dangdai angreng tak a ni
Nitin chawhnu dar 2 chiah chiah ah, minute 7 leh a chanve chiah chiah a mu chawl ziah a Opera music a ngaithla thin
He minute 7.5 chhung hian Govind-a'n hmulmeh leh tin hleh ilo fahran a lo ti thrin
Hei hi enge?
Sir, sava bu
Tu ta?
Cuckoo sava
Cuckoo-in bu an chhep ngai hleinem
Sava dang bu chhep sa-ah an tui a
An note te chu an keu hnuah, enge an tih i hria em?
sava tui dangte chu an leng darh mai thin
Inelna a tawp fel der
Tualthahna-in nun bul an tran
Chu chu khuarel a ni...
Inelna emaw
thihna!
Nangni pawh hi cuckoo sava ang chiah in ni
I.C.E. rawn thleng tur hian sava dang tui in leng darh nual tawh
Hei hi hrereng ang che u
I.C.E. ah hian kumtin dilna nuai 4 chuang kan dawng
Chu'ng atang chuan 200 chauh kan thlang thrin
Nangni
leh hei hi
Chu chu a ni mai!
Artui keh!!
Ka fapa ngei paw'n kum 3 a dil
A tling chuang lo
Vawikhatmah
Hringnun hi inelna-in a khat!!
In tlan chak loh chuan, nangni aia chakin an rawn lehpel nghal dawn che u
Thawnthu ka hrilh lawk ang che u
Hei hi thla lawnmi te pen a nih hi
Van thengrengah chuan pen satliah a hman theih hauh loh
Chuvangin sum tak tak sengin
Scientist ten he pen hi an siam ta a ni
He pen hmang hi chuan eng anga van thengrengah pawh thil a ziah zar zar theih
Ni khat chu zirlai ka la nih laiin kan director-in min kova
"Viru Sahastrabudhhe" a ti a, Kei chuan "Yes sir" ka ti vat a
"Lo kal teh!" a tia Ka hlau hle
He pen hi min entir a
"Chungchuanna entirna a nih hi" a ti
"Ka pe ang che
"Nangmah ang bawka zirlai thiam chungchuang i hmuh hunah...
...i pe leh chhawng dawn nia" min ti
Kum 32 zet a ni ta, Viru Sahastrabudhhe chuan Viru Sahastrabudhhe dang a nghak tawh
He pen dawng pha tur hi nangni zingah hian in awm dawn em?
A tha e! A tawk e!
Notice board-ah ka ziak kher dawn emni?
A tawk ka tih kha!
Sir, thil zawh duh che ka nei a, sir
Sir, van thengrengah pen hman a theihloh chuan.. engatinge pencil an hman mai loh?
Sum tak tak an khawl thei ni mai tur
...Nakinah kan la sawi dawn nia
Kha pa kha nizanah zirlai senior te a chhaih kawlh tawh a
tikhan Director a chhaih kawlh leh a, kan kawm reng chuan buaina min thlen hrim hrim ang!
Thianpa, Virus-a chu i tawng kawlh ta e
Oh Lal Ropui ber..
Ka thilpek hi pawm hram teh....
Mai mai! Sikul pawh i kal ngai nange?
Tuinnge fee min peksak ang? I pain maw?
Ka pa hming te i lam elo?
Hey, hey Raju! A ho lutuk!
Ngaithla teh!
School kal nan fee a ngai hleinem! Uniform alawm ngai, uniform
I sikul kal duhna uniform chu neih dan zawng la
Va thru ve hmiah rawh
Mi heti zozai kan awm a, tuman an hre teuh loh!
Min man chhuak ta se?
An man chhuak ta che a nih leh Uniform dang nei leh la, sikul dangah kai leh mai rawh
Amah kha mi danglam tak zawng a ni
Thil hi a en liam mai mai ve ngai lova. Zawhna-in a khat a ni ber e
Virus-a sava khawi zingah zalen awmchhun a ni hialin ka hria
Keini ho kha chu kan zirtirtuten remote control hmangin min thunun a ni ber mai a
Amah chauh kha
Khâwl nilo awmchhun a ni!
Khâwl chu enge a nih?
Engatinge i nuih a??
Um.. englo ania, sir Ka tette ata engineering college-a zir hi ka duh thin a
Hetia ka zir tak tak thei ta hi. ka phur em a ni, sir!
Chutia phur viau a tul rih lo.. Khâwl chu enge a nih han sawi teh
Umm..
Sir
Mihring thâ chhawk thei thil engpawh hi "khâwl" chu a ni mai, sir
Han sawi chiang deuh teh...
Sir umm...
Mihringte tana hna ti samkhaitu hi "Khâwl" chu a ni e, sir
A lum i ti a!!! hmet keuh la, a lo thaw heuh heuh mai! FAN hi khâwl a ni, sir!!
Hmun hla taka mi i be thei a.. TELEPHONE hi khâwl a ni, sir!!!
Number tam tak pawh reiloteah i chhut chhuak thei ... CALCULATOR hi khâwl a ni, sir
Sir, khawvel hi khâwl hnthawhah a innghat titih tawh a ni, sir
PEN NIB atanga kekawr ZIPPER... Khâwl vek an ni, sir!!
Khai mah aw CHHO, Khai mah aw CHHUK; CHHO, CHHUK, CHHO, CHHUK, CHHO-
Han hrilhfiah ta la!
Chu chu alawm ka sawi, sir
Chuti chuan emni exam-naah chhan i tum a?
"Hei hi khâwl chu a ni CHHO, CHHUK, CHHO, CHHUK, CHHO"??
CHHÛR lutuk!!!
Midang???
Tha lutuk ! Thiam hle mai !
A tha e, thu rawh le
Thank you, thank you
Sir, keipaw'n tawngkam mawlmang zawkin ka sawi tho alawm
Chutia tawngkam mawlmang i duh te chuan khawilai Arts emaw Commerce college-ah emaw kal la ti nia
Mahse sir.. kan hriatthiam kha a ni dawn lawm ni pawimawh chu?
Khatia lehkhabu-a inziaksa enlova sawi thiam rikngawt kha enge a tangkaina, sir?
Chu, lehkhabu ai paw'n i rawn tlak zawk elo?
Lehkhabu-ah a inziak chiang tawk... Pass i duh anih chuan, chu chu a ni mai
Mahse sir, lehkhabu dangte pawh a awm a
Chhuak rawh!!!
Oh, engvangin?
Tawngkam mawlmang zawkin - khawngaihin chhuak rawh
CHHUR lutuk!
Le, khawl chungchang kan sawi mek maw kha..
Engatinge i rawn kir leh a?
Thil ka theihnghilh a, sir
Eng?
Thil chhinchhiaha, vawngthaa, remkhawma, zirchianga hrilhfiahtu hmanrua
A then chu a kawm khawng te, a khawng lem lo te, phek pan deuh te leh a chhah deuh te
Thuhmahruai te, a chhung thu te, zawnawlna te pawh neiin hriatthiamna thlen thei a ni
Mihring khawhawi tizautu niin, hriatna a pe a, min kaihruaitu a ni thei bawk
Enge i thusawi awmzia?
Lehkhabu sir, lehkhabu
Ka lehkhabu ka theihnghilh a, sir. Ka la thei angem?
Tawngkam mawlmang zawkin i sawi thei lovem ni?
Nichin lawk khan ka hmang a, i pawm silova, sir
Kan zirtirtute chuan Rancho chu classroom chhung aiin pawnlamah an awm tamtir zawk
Room pakhat atanga an hnawhchhuah pawhin Room dangah a va awm than zel
"Hriatna hi khawi hmunah pawh a awm a zawn hmuh tum tur" tih kha Rancho ngaihdan a ni!!!
Keini ho zawng zawng lakah khan a danglam bik em em a ni
Bualin hman te kha kan inchuh thin a
Rancho erawh kha chu, tui awm remchanna apiangah a inbual mai thin!
Khawl kha a ngaina em em a
Screwdriver kha a taksa peng pakhat ni mai awma mawi a ni
A khawl hmuh apiang a herh hawng a ni ber a A then kha chu a chhin leh mai a
A then erawh a chhin lo a ni ang!!
Amah ang deuh midang pakhat a awm ve bawk
Joy Lobo
Sir, excuse me sir!
Mr. Joy Lobo
Sir engtikahnge convocation kan neih hun tur?
Eng atan nge i tih?
Ka pa a rawn kal ve duh a
Kan khuaa engineer hmasaber ka ni dawn a.. Ka chhungte ho zawng zawng rawn kal vek an duh a
Chuti chu i pa chu va phone nghal rawh..
Nauva, hmanhmawh rawh, min ti khawtlai
Hello
Ka pa, director nen inbe lawk teh u
Joy?
Mr.Lobo, i fapa hi kuminah a zirchhuak thei dawn lo
Engtizia nge, sir?
Huntiam chhungin a hna a zo hman tlat lo
englo a ni- Mr. Lobo, Mr. Lobo - A project hi tih puitlin theih chu a ni lo tlat
Helicopter ka siam e, a tia
Rel ticket pawh chu lo la lawk duh suh u A pawi ka ti khawp mai
Sir, ka zo tep asin
I project chu i zo tawh em?
Sir, khawngaih takin han en chhin tal teh
Thehlut ve phawt la, kan la ngaihtuah dawn nia
Sir, khawngaihin hun min pekbelh hlek rawh, sir Engvangin ngawtin nge hun ka pekbelh ang che?
Sir, ka pa damloh avangin thla 2 zet ka rilru ka pe thei lova, sir
Thla 2 chhung chuan chaw leh tui i nghei em ni?
Aih
I inbual lo char char maw? Aih?
Chuti si?
Sir, ka zo trep tawh asin! Hei en mah teh!
Mr. Lobo, ka fapa hi Pathianni chawhnu-ah rel atanga tlain a thi a
Thawhtanni zingah chuan, Viru Sahastrabudhhe hian lecture a pe leh nghal thei Chuvangin, khatiang thu lawilo min hrilh suh
Khawngaihna chu ka pe thei ang che, hun erawh ka pekbelh thei lo che
Sir..
Ehe! En t'u a thil siam hi! Helicopter-ah camera a vuah a nih hi?
Traffic updates, security... a tangkai ngawt ang
Mahse, a thlawk thei rih lo a nih hmel
Engahne a thlawh theih loh ang? Ka'n thlawhtir ange!!
Hey, Joy-a hrilh miah s'u. Kan barakhaih dawn nia!
A tukverh zawnah kan thlawh chhohtir anga, engtinnge a ngaih tehreng en teh ang
A project kan tihsak te chuan, tuinnge min tihsak ve ta ang?
Test, viva, quizz nen, semester khatah exam vawi 42 kan nei a
Hey, i vei lutuk a nih kha, thianpa
I kut kha heti hian ti la,
"Aal iz well, aal iz well" ti rawh
All is well
"Aal iz well"
Kan pu Rancchoddas-a hian eng thil thar nge a hriatchhuah leh tak?
Kan khuaah zan lam security guard kan nei thin a Zan khua khua hian "Aal iz well" tiin a au a
Kan thla a muang ve em em thin
Zan khat chu kan khuaah rukru an che ta a, chuta tang chuan kan putara chu mitdel a ni tih kan hre ve chauh
A zan tin khan "Aal iz well, aal iz well" a ti thin a
Kan ngaih kha a lo tha ve em em ringawt
Khami ni atang khan thil diktak kan man thiam ta a
En teh u, kan thinlung hi a dawihzep teh ania
Kan thinlung hi bum ve zeuh zeuh a ngai
I nunah harsatna engpawh nei la
I thinlung hnenah khan
Harsatna engmah i neih loh thu hrilh mai la, "Aal iz well, aal iz well"
Chuti chuan kan harsatna a kiang anga maw? Huh?
Kiang lovang. Mahse kan paukhauh sawt thung ang
Hei hi in hrereng thin dawn nia
Ka hre ta, Ka hre ta
Joy-a tukverh zawnah thlawk chho rawh
Hey joy, up up
Oye window... Silencer khu!!!!
Hey Joy! rawn dak teh, Joy
Hey Joy, rawn dak teh!
Joy..
#... give me some sunshine.. give me some rain...#
#... give me another chance i wanna grow up once again.....#
Thu lawmawm lam a ni, sir..
Police in an hriat a tul lova
Joy-a pa'n a hriat a tul hek lo
Mi zawng zawngin mahni intihlum niin an ngai vek ang, sir
Postmortem report-a a thihchhan an ziahah pawh
Thawkna dawta boruak a luh theih loh avanga thi
Chu chu mi mawl ber pawn an awih ang
A hrawka rek bettu hi nge a thihpui a...
Kum 4 kalta atanga helaia rek bettu zawk hi? Enge i ngaihdan?
Chu chu khawiah mah an ziak lang lo lehnghal,
Heng engineer ho hian an ngaihtuah kim lo ngawt mai, tiraw, sir
Helai rekbet tlattu thunun tur khawl hi an lo la siam chhuak tlat lo a ni...
Lo siam chhuak tawh chu ni se, Joy-a hi mahni intihlum ni lovin, thah a ni tih kan finfiah thei tur
Joy-a thih chhanah hian min puh tihna elo?
Zirlai pakhat rilru hah thihna avangin kei hian mawh ka phur anga maw?
Hringnunah harsatna in la hmachhawn dawn chauh
Chutih hunah chuan midang puh tur i zawng zel dawn tihna'mi?
Sir, ka puh reng reng lo che, sir
Kan kalphung zawk hi a ni, ka dem chu
Sir, statistics pawh ka nei alawm
Sir, India ram hi mahni intihlum tam berna ram a ni, Sir
Darkar tin zirlai pakhatin intihhlum an tum zel ang a ni
India ram zirlaite hi natna aiin mahni intihhlum-in a suat hnem zawk, sir
Thil fello chu a awm a ni, tiraw, sir?
College dang chu ka sawi thei lova, mahse hei hi India rama college tha ber te zinga mi a ni
He college hi kum 32 chhung ka enkawl tawh
A hmaa 28-na ni thin kha PAKHATNA-ah ka hlangkai a
Eng pakhatna maw, sir ?
Hetah chuan ngaihdan tharlam kan chawlut ngai lova, thil hmuhchhuah thar chungchang pawh kan sawi ngai lo
Mark hmuh hnem chauh kan buaipui a, a nih loh leh Saprama hna zawn
Hetah hian thil thar engmah hriatbelh lo, sir
Mark hmuh hnem dan chiah min zirtir
Tunah hian class lak dan min zirtir nghal law law dawn emni ang?
Va thu lawk teh
Vawiin hian kan zingah HRUAITU ROPUI a awm a
Kan zirtirtu thiam tak takte ai pawha thiama inngai
Chuvangin, tunah hian, Prof. Rancchoddas Chanchad-a'n engineering min lo zirtir ang
Kan thu nileng hman lo ania
Second 30 theuh ka pe ang che u
Ka thuziak awmzia hi hriat tum teh u le
In duh chuan lehkhabu pawh in en thei ang
Chhanna in neih tawh chuan in ban phar ula
Tunge hre hmasa leh hre hnuhnung kan en ang
Tunah hian in hun a intan e
Time up
Time up sir, time up
Enga?
Tuma'n in hre nange?
Le, in nuna minute khat lek-ah khan let leh zawk ila
Zawhna ka zawh lai che u khan
Thil thar kan zir dawn a ni tih hria in awm em?
In awm em..Sir?
Aih
Intihsiakin kan hmanhlel a nih kha
Hetianga zira pakhatna nih hi enge a tangkaina?
In hriatna a pung angem? Pung lovang
Nangmahni-ah pressure a nasa ringawt ang
Tichuan hei hi college a ni a, PRESSURE COOKER ni lovin
Ennawm chhuahna hmuna sakeibaknei pawh hian thu a awihna chhan chu a pu in hruihruala a vuak a hlauh vang chauh a ni
Chutiang sakeibaknei chu lehkhathiam kan ti ngai lova "hrual thrat" kan ti thrin
Hello....
Philosophy class a nih loh hi!
I thuziak awmzia kha min han hrilh tawh teh
Sir, heng thu te hian awmzia an neilo, sir
Ka thiante hming a nih hi
Farhan leh Raju
Ngawi ru!
Mai mai!!
Heti hian engineering i zirtir anga maw?
Nilove, sir. Engineering chu keia zirtir i ngailo Kei aiin i thiam daih zawk
Zirtir dan ka zirtir zawk che a nih kha
Engtik niah emaw chuan i la thiam ngei pawh ka ring, sir
a chhan chu ka zirlai zinga a thiamlo zual te kut hi....
ka vaw vung ve ngai lo!!
Ngawi r'u!!
Ngawi r'u ka tih chu!!
I fapa Farhan, Raju te hian kawng diklo an zawh a ni tih hrilh che hi ka hreh hle mai
Hma in lak vat loh chuan an tan a la pawi ang
Virus's lehkhathawn chuan kan in chu atom bomb ang maiin a deng a ni
Hiroshima leh Nagasaki-ah lungngaihna a thleng ani ber e!
Tichuan kan in ve ve-ah chuan min ko ta ngei a
Lo kal r'u. Lo lut rawh u
En teh
Air conditioner pakhat chauh kan nei thei
Chu chu kan pindanah dah lovin , Farhan-a pindanah kan dah a tha taka lehkhat a zir theih nan
Car pawh ka lei ngam lova, scooter ka la hmang hram hram
Ka neih zawng zawng hi Farhan-a zir na'n ka hmang a ni
Farhan-a tan kan inhlan pumhlum thak a ni.. I hrethiam em?
Tichuan ka dinhmun i hrethiam ang tiraw?
Eheu, heng thlalak hi nangma lak emni, Farhan?
Bengchheng suh
Thlalak ringawt alawm a thupui
Ramsa thla hi a la teh fova, 'wildlife photographer' nih ka duh a ti chhen mai a ni
Thla i lak vak kum khan i exam mark engzatnge kha?
91 percent
Chu i hria maw?
A hmaa 94 percent hmu kha 91 pecent-ah a tla a nih chu!!
I nuih a za elo?
Za love, uncle, za love
A thlalak hi a mawi ka ti hlawm em atin ni
Engahnge engineer nih tir talh i tum? Wild life photographer tha tak a ni si a
A ngenin ka ngen takzet che a nih hi....
Ka fapa hmakhua hi tichhe lul suh
Vala te u
Ti r'u, chaw ei ang
I lo len leh hunah chaw chu i ei dawn nia
Ka pa chuan chaw ei min phalsak ta lova
kan pumpui hnawhkhat tur leh, thurawn dang dawng turin...
Raju te in kan pan ta nge nge a
Raju-a te in chuan hmanlaia film colour lo ang kha min hriatchhuahtir rum rum mai
Khum tereuhte-ah zeng natna tuar mek a pa chu a lo mu deuh bam a
A nu hrisello zet leh
pasal neih hun tawh tak - a farnu
An sofa thutthleng lah chu a pawr fuap mai a
darkar 24 chhung tui an nei bawk - an in chung atanga rawn far
A nu chu zirtirtu pension a ni a, a chakvaklo em em
A pa chu dâk pû a ni thin a
zeng natnain a taksa a man hnuah a hna leh hlawh a chan fai ta vek si....
a farnu lah chu!!!
Kum 28 a ni tawh a
a pasal hual ten Maruti 800 car a chhawm an ngiat tlat bawk si
I zir that loh chuan engtin nge i farnu hian pasal a neih theih ang?
Kha...bawrhsaiabe hi ei rawh u..
Ngaithla teh? Bawrhsaibe KG 1 cheng 12 a ni tawh
Parbawr lah cheng 10
Khawvel-in hetia min rawk lai mek hian
khatiang lehkhathawn kha in college atangin kan han dawng lehnghal a
Enge kan ei tak ang?
Paneer in duh belh em?
Tunhma kha chuan paneer pawh thirdengpa dawrah a awm mai thin a
Kha paneer hi?
A tawk, a tawk e
Ka nu, khawngaihin ngawi rih teh!
Ni e, ni e. Ka ngawi ang
Fate tan rim takin chhiahhlawh ang maiin ka thawk a, Ngawi turin min ti a maw?
Chu chu kan chanchin neih ve chhun a ni a, ka fapa hnena ka sawi lohvin, tunge ka hrilh chuan ang?
Hey Raju
Kan thiana chu insum turin kan ti dawn nge, A nu chu kan hnem dawn? Awmdan thiam a har hle
Ngawihsan rih ila, kan pumruak hi hnawhkhat phawt mai ang, kan ti rilru ta nge nge a
A pa damdawi man pawh cheng 55 a ni tawh
Ewwww...
Roti in la duh em?
Duh lo, duhlove, Aunty. Kan puar e
Bawrhsaiabe Rs. 12 . Parbawr Rs. 10!
I pa anga kan uikawm ve lova eitur tal kan pe che u alawm
Hitler Qureshi
Ha ha i nu chu Mother Teresa tiraw? A roti thak zet min pek kha!
Uan nan chuan ka nu hmang hauh suh!
Hey, intibuai teh suh u. Ka ril a tam lutuk. Ti r'u chaw ei ang u
Thla tawp a ni tawh a, pawisa pawh kan neih loh hi? A nu mother Teresa kan dil dawn 'mi?
Chaw ei turin pawisa a ngai lo, tlangval! uniform a tawk, uniform
Saw, en teh u
Ti r'u
Kal ang
Namaste jee namaste
Oh uncle!
Hey, khawi maw vodka no 3
Soda leh tui nen
Starter (Chawei tak tak hmaa ei tur) enge awm?
Eng pawh nise khawi maw plate 2 theuh
Hei pawh hi dah nghal mai la
In music tihrik pawh chu thlak teh u, Ghazal vel emaw kha tihrik tir teh
Pia, hei hi enge ni ngai?
Enge i thil bun hi??
Hetiang sana hmânlai lutuk?
Mi'n engtinnge min ngaih ang?
Suhas-a bialnu saw..doctor a ni mai dawn a
sana Rs 200 man a bun a nih saw... min ti dawn asin?
Khawngaihin phelh teh! A lawmawm e
Hi val-hmeltha
Hey aunty,
I va chhelo ve
Bawiha ka thi awrh hi i hmu em
Ruby elo?
Mendelaves ami ngat
Mendelave wow!
Ti teh, David-a va hmu lawk teh ang. Tehreng e
Lawk
Enge ni ta?
Umm.. pangpar
Umm.. khawi maw i no kha, lawk..
Ngatinge?
Min vuak na'na i hman palh takin?
Engahnge ka vuak ngawt ang che?
A chhan chu thurawn-thlawn ka pe dawn che a,
Enga?
Saw mimawla saw pasalah nei hlek suh-
Eng maw i sawi a?!
Mihring pawh a ni lo. A man-a buaia a nih saw! 'A man-a buaia'
I damchhungin thil man ringawtah a tibuai che anga i la zak fo ang
nuamin hun i hmang dawn lo reng reng
Ka entir mah ang che aw?
A pheikhawk saw engzat man nge i hre duh em?
Ka zawh pawh ngai lovin a sawi mai ang lo en reng rawh
E khai aaaa!
Hey, hey!
I thiltih hi i hmuh em?
Dollar 300 man pheikhawk a nih hi
Dollar 300 man pheikhawkah chawtani i tibua a maw?
Tlansan rawh, thurawn-thlawn a nih chu
Italian savun man to, kut thrui ngat lehnghal
Ka pa!
Saw'ng ho saw i mi sawmte emni?
Ka zirlaite an nih saw
Engtia an rawn tel ve ngawt a?
Lawk
Hei hi a tui hmel hi, a rim pawh a tui khawp mai
Paratha dahna pawh a awm tawh lo! Sâwi rem vel mai teh
Hi
Hey hi
Ka khaw hawi min ti zauva, ka lawm khawp mai
Engmah a nih loh kha..ka tihtur ve reng ania!
Min pui leh lawk thei angem?
Thei e, thei e
Ka pa'n Suhas-a nena kan inthren a phal si lova
Ka pa chu min hrilhsak thei angem?
Ka pa chu han hrilhfiah ve la ka duh deuhva
Tehreng e, ka lo hrilhfiah ve ange
Raju, khaw'maw, chawtrani kha
I va fel tehlul em
Khawnge, khawnge i pa chu?
Kha, i hnunga kha
Oh
"Aal iz well, aal iz well"
Tlanchhe rawh. Thurawn-thlawn a nih chu
Hetah hian enge in tih teh mial a?
Umm sir.. stage-ah khian, envelope hi kan han pe lawk ange, sir
Khawi keima'n
Ka û te inneih lawmna ruai a nih hi
Umm.. i.. laizawnnu maw?
Sir, fanu engzatnge i neih a, sir?
A ruak!
Kan sawm ve lo che u niin ka hre réng a ni
a mipa lam in ni ngei ang maw?
Englo a nia, sir, keini chu Science lam kan ni mah
Engtin?
Han sawifiah deuh teh?
Pa, a sawifiah thiam nasa
entirna nen thlap a sawi thiam... han ti leh teh
Umm... sir, Delhi-ah hian current kan neilo zing hle a
Inneih programme pawh hi a nghawng buai hial thei ang. Chuvangin inverter ka siam a,
Mo lawm tura rawn kal te lirthei rawn ken battery hmang in current kan siam thei dawn a ni
Ohhh
Wow
Inverter chu nangma siam maw?
Sir, a deisgn chu ka peih tawh, sir!
Umm.. khawnge a design kha, Farhan?
Ka pe che tiraw, a design kha?
Aah, Raju-a hi ka pe leh chhawng a
Raju, design??
Sir, inverter chu ka siam zawh hunah ka pe mai ang che
Nang hian mimawl-ah min chhuah ringawt ang!!! Khawi lama inverter
Inverter chu ka siam ngei ngei ang, sir Ka tiam a che
Ka inverter siam chu i hming kan puttir nghe nghe dawn nia
I fanu pasal neih denchhena siam a ni dawn bawk sia, a inhmeh khawp ang
Farhan, Raju.. naktukah ka office-ah min rawn hmu ang che u
Sir, chaw kha thlêng khat engzat man nge?
Kan chawi vek ang, sir
Installment-in, sir
...chuan tunhnuah sawm lohvin inneihna-ah kan kal tawh ngai lovang, sir
Ka nupui neih ni-ah pawh ka kal lovang, sir,
Nupui pawh ka nei lo law law mai ang, sir Ani pawh hian neilo mai rawh se, sir
Ni e, ni e. Ka nei lovang, sir
In nu leh pa te kha lo innei lo law law se....
...Khawvelah hian CHHÛRA pahnih an awm lo ni mai tur
Thru rawh u!
Ngun takin ngaithla rawh u...
?
Hei hi Rancchoddas-a pa thla khat sum lakluh a nih hi
Crore 2.5
Heta tang hian..
...Bial pakhat emaw pahnih emaw thaichhia ila...
Awmzia tehchiam a nei hran lo
Mahse bial pakhat hi paih leh ta ila...
A tlem sawt viau mai
Hei hi i pa thlakhat lakluh a nih hi, Mr. Farhan!
Ni e, ni e, sir,
Bial pakhat hi ka'n paih leh anga....
Hei hi in chhungkaw pumpui thla khat lakluh, Mr. Raju Rastogi,
A luhaithlak khawp mai
Viru Sahastrabudhhe's thurawn hi pawm la, I room sawn rawh
Chathur Ramalingam-a room-ah awm rawh
Exam a hnai tawh si a, He Chanchad-a bulah hian i awm reng zawngin
Exam i pass ngai lovang!
#.....rimawi a ri riai riai a......#
Hmul meh in duh ve emni?
Duh love, sir
Chuti si.. thlawk bo nghal rawh u!
Raju, ngaihtuah chiang rawh
Virus-a hian min thendarh tumin game a khel mai mai a nih hi
Hlau hlek suh
Ka hlauh a ngai tlat
Hna ka hmuh duh chuan mark ka hmuh thrat a ngai ka mark hi a kutah a awm tlat bawk si
Nang angin pa hausa ka nei ve lova, engthawl takin nuam ka tawl ve thei hleinem
Hey Raju, eng thu lawilo nge i sawi tak?
A sawi apiang kan ti zel dawn emni, maw? "Aal iz well, aal iz well"?
I duh leh a hnung chu zui duan duan rawh Kei chu ka bang
I ti mah mah lo maw, Raju
Ti mah mah love, ka chhungte ka enkawl a ngai alawm!
Ka nu hlawh chanve hi ka pa damdawi manah kan hmang ral a
Ka farnu paw'n pasal a nei thei lo
Maruti 800 chhawm an ngiat tlat si!
Kum 5 chhung chu
Ka nu'n saree thar a lei tawh lo
Chutia kan inkara i nu saree a tlazep dawn a nih chuan sawi tur ka nei ve tawh love..
Saree pakhat chuan engtia rei nge a daih a?
Ka nu i va hmusit ve !!
Hey raju, kan zir dawn alawm tha deuhvin lehkha kan zir dawn alawm
mahse exam pass na'n ringawt ni lovin
tu sawi nge kha... "Hlawhtlin tumin zir lo la, mithiam nih tumin zir rawh" tih kha...
Hlawhtlinna chu ûm duh suh
Thiamna
Thiamna ûm zawk rawh
Hlawhtlinna chuan a rawn ûm zawk dawn che alawm
Hei hi tu mithiam sawi nge kha?
Baba Rancchoddas?
Hey, hey, i vei lutuk a nih kha
Pakhatna kan ni mai dawn alawm, bawiha, Thil tih theihloh a awm hleinem!
Thil tih theihloh a awm lo e a? hanh?
Hei hi,
Han thun leh teh!
Raju-a chuan a chuanna rêl chu a thlak ta nge nge a
Chathur-a kiangah a zinkawng (Saffar) a zawh ve ta
Hindi-a "saffar" ni lovin
English-a "SUFFER" zawk
S
U
F
E
R
SUFFER (tawrhna)
Mitinin Chathur-a chu "Silencer" tiin an ko thin
A rilru tih chak lehzual nan
Bengali paan engemawni a ei thin a
Uih zet zet-a vawih a ching hle!
Ka ni miah lo!
Raju....
Midang a puh leh thên si thin!
Silencer-a chuan nikhatah darkar 18 lehkha a zir thin a,
zan lamah midang lehkha zir tihbuai a ching hle
#.... oooo baby.... come on baby ye.....#
Examna-a pakhatna nih dan kawng hnih a hria
Kawng khat chu mahni-a mark hmuh treuh a ni a kawng dang leh chu midang mark hmu tur tihhniam
Rancho chuan Raju-a tanpui pah fawma Chathur-a chu han 'zirtir hlek' a tum ta a
Kan director hian thilmak a ti nasa tawh hle mai a
Chamatkaar (thilmak) awmzia chu....
A awmzia ka hre duhlo, Pu Dubey jee, Ka bye-heart mai ang
Chatur-a chu Teacher's Day-ah thusawi tura ruat a ni a
Virus-a tlawn nan Hindi diktak-in a thusawi tur a buatsaih a Librarian Dubey-a'n a pui nghe nghe
Hello,
awle,
Chathur, an be duh che
Pu Dubey, hei hi min lo print sak la ka rawn kir leh vat ang
Min tirh nghal jeih chu le
Hey Dubey jee!
Director-in a hrereng che a nih chu, aw, tunah
Awle, awle. Hei hi Chatur-a i lo pe dawn nia, Ka rei lovang
Hello, hello
Hello Mr. Ramalingam?
enge?
Lajpat Nagar police station atangin
Uganda lam chhuak i ni em kha?
Aw ni e,
Hmmm i nunna a derthawng takzet
Enga? Engvangin?!
Ngun deuhvin min lo ngaithla rawh
Chuti lo chu college gate i pelh rual rualin thihna nen in innangching nghal a ni mai,
Engatinge?
Chutia Chatur-a chiai lai tak chuan
Rancho chuan a thusawi tur-a tawngkam tlem azawng a lo ti danglam hman a
entirnan.....
"chamathkaar (thilmak)" tih chu "Balathkaar (pawngsual)" tiin
Min ko emni, sir?
Tunge i nih?
Dubey-a, librarian,
A ngheta thawk ka nia, sir
Congratulations!
Umm..lawk, lawkin
Commissioner a ni tlat, lo vuan lawk teh,
Excuse me sir, sir
Kha, phone hi, vat! Enge sawi tur?
Aw, hello? Enge kan sawi kha?
Gate pawnah i thi dawn, min tih kha
Ni tak e! Gate pawn i chhuah veleh I hmaah signal light i hmu ang
Traffic signal maw!! Ah ok ok
Signal kha a sen a nih chuan
Lirthei an ding vek ang
Ok, ok, tichuan?
Fimkhur takin kawng chu i kan dawn nia
I hrethiam em, vala. Lirthei hi a tam tawh riau a
So like if any vehicle hits you or something, you might die,
What nonsense, I know that!
E, i hria maw? A thrat hlauh chu, i him a nih chu, A tha lutuk.
#......chhawchhah lutuk.......#
Hey Silencer! Pu Dubey-a'n lo pe rawh min ti'a
Chutin min ko suh aw, CHANCHAD,
CHANCHAD
Director-in min ko reng reng lo
Ko nang, A hrereng che ka ti mai alawm!
Chhûr lutuk!!
Kan zirtirtu zahawm tak tak te,
Kan Chief guest minister R.D. Tripati,
leh thian duhtakte u
Vawiin hian, I.C.E. sang taka a invawrh theih nachhan hi
min pakhat vang liau liau a ni...
Pu Viru Sahastrabudhhe!
Kut i beng dur dur ang u
sir, a sawi a ni mai a
Mahse, keima ziahsak a nih khi
Pa namailo tak a ni, Ka ti tak tak
Kum 32 liamta chhung khan chhum lo chat lovin
He college-ah hian
pawngsual tam tak a thlen tawh a
thilmak tam tak a thlen tawh, a tihna 'nih chu
A la chhunzawm zel kan beisei
a mak pawh kan ti a
mi pakhatin a damchhunga heti zat zat pawngsual a thlen thei hi
Amah hi mahni inthunun thei tak a ni a..
he thil hi a tih theih phah a ni
Hun a vawng dik a
Dar ri a hmang tangkai em em
Tuemaw tal chuan... amah atang hian inzir teh u
lo inzir ve mawlh teh u
Thu teh, thu teh
Vawiina zirlai kalkhawm te hi
Ram hrang hrangah kan la vak darh ang
He hi ka tiam a che u
Khawi ramah pawh awm ila - pawngsualtu kan ni ang!
I.C.E. hming kan ti vul dawn a ni!
Mi zawng zawng hnenah he hmuna zirlaite hian
pawngsuala kan theihna kan lantir dawn a ni
Khawvel hmun danga zirlaiten an theih ve loh!
Khawi zirlai mahin an theih ve loh!!
Minister zahawm tak,
Chibai
He zirna in tana i thil min pek kha
Kan thil mamawh ber a ni
(Pawisa, pawisa)
Hnute!
Chhawkung! Hnute tihna 'nih kha!
He nauva thil sawi hi enge a awmzia?!
Mitinin hnute chu kan nei vek a
Kan thukru bo vek a
Tumah kan pe phal hlawm lo
Huh? Huh?
He pa hi a zahmawh mah mah!
He PAWNGSUALTU hnenah hian i HNUTE i pe phal bik a
I lo en teh ang
Engtia hman tangkai nge a tum?
Sahastrabudhhe, thluak i nei nange?
zahthlak lutuk
He hun hlu takah hian, hla ka'n chham teh ang
Ngaithla rawh, tunah Sanskrit tawngin a vawih thin dan a sawi dawn
Uthamam dadadatu paadham [ Vawih ring ber chu lirthei ri ang a ni ]
Paadham??? Ooo SILENCER! [ fart ]
Madyam paadam tuchuk tuchuk. [Vawih laihawl chu rêl ri ang deuh]
Kanishtam thud thudiya paadam [ Vawih zawi ber chu]
sur suriiee............ praana kadakam... [Tihlumtu ngawichawi]
Hrethiam hauh lova thil zir chu hei hi a ni mai, en rawh
By-heart satliah la, i zirlai chu i pass mai ang..
Mahse a hnu kum 40 chhung chu pawngsual i ni char char a ni mai
A va hahthlak! Khati khawp khan kan hrilhfiah chiang a.. A la hrethiam thei chuang lo
Madyam paadam thuchuk thuchuk... [ Vawih laihawl chu rêl ri ang deuh ]
A 'hit' triah triah!
I tifuh khawp mai, Rancho
a nuam em maiiii...... hehe
a thil sawi kha a hre hauh lo a nih kha
Hey you! Hey
Zawngho!
Enge in pawi ka sawi a?
Kan tihpalh a ni. Mimal thila lak chi pawh a ni lo
Ka la lo theilo
Hetianga inhmuhsitna hi Chathur Ramalingam hian theihnghilh tawh ngai lovang
Ka damchhungin ka hrereng tawh dawn
A ho e mai a, Raju-a hnena thil hrilhfiah nan kan ti mai mai a nih kha...
Hrethiam lovin zir chiam suh, kan tihna 'nih kha
Hrethiam chungin zir la, science nawmna hi chen ve teh
Hetah hian nuam chen turin ka lo kal lo
Anih eng ti turin? Pawngsual turin maw? Nge science i pawngsual dawn!! Tuchuk Tuchuk!!
Nui rawh u! Ka zir dan hi nuih rawh u..
Ka zirdan kalphung hi
Ka la hlawhtlinpui dawn a Chutih hunah chuan...
Ka nui anga, in ngui thung ang!!
Thianpa, i chuanna rêl a diklo leh ta
Hlawhtlinna ûm suh
Engineer ropui tak nih tum la, hlawhtlinna chuan a rawn ûm zawk dawn che alawm
I ngaihdan hi khawvelah a hmantlak loh CHANCHAD
I duhna rêl-ah chuan chuang la kei ka duhna ah ka chuang ang
Tichuan, tun atanga kum 10 hnuah he station-ah hian kan inhmu leh dawn nia
Vawiin ni ngeiah hian
Tunge dingchhuak kan en ang chu
Nang?
Nge kei!
I ngam em?
I ngam em?!
Inchawi ang hmiang... sawi rawh!
Wil you come?
I lokal angem?!
I lokal angem??!
Enge i hriat a, thianpa?
Enge maw a hriat le?
Enge i ziah a??
He ni hi theihnghilh ngai suh
Hetiang thil man tam hi ka la dawng ngai lo, Suhas!
I ti thrang mai ang Pia. Suhas Tandon-a nupui i ni dawn a..
Khawi maw bill chu?
Ka lo kir leh ang!
A thusawi kha i khawih danglam tiraw? Dawt sawi suh
Oh... umm.. aw
Engvangin nge ka pa hi i huat em em, huh?
I pa ka haw hran hleinem
Hei, a hmingin inverter pawh ka siam nghe nghe asin
Oh
A chhe ta!
Engvanginnge ka pa i huat em em, hanh?
A chhan chu college enkawl lova factory a enkawl vangin
Sabengtung herchhuahna factory
Saw en rawh, i sabengtung saw
I va zaktheilo ve mawle!!
Engtinnge ka koh chuan ang?
Engineering a zir zet a, MBA a ti leh a, chutah America ramah Bank-ah hna a thawk a
Chutia bank-a thawk leh tho tur te chuan engvanginnge engineering a zir?
Hetiang mimawl hi chuan, an damchhungin hloh leh hlêp ringawt chhûtin an buai
Hlawkna a beisei vang chauhvin ania nang pawh neih che a duh
Director fanu i nih bakah Doctor i ni mai dawn a Hei hi inlak milen nan a duh tlat a ni
A ngaina tak tak lo che
Tunge nia i inhriat a?
Suhas-a'n min ngaina lo tih engtinnge i hriat?
Sana thar i nei elo? Lawk, hei hi
Thiltih-a ka entir zel che a ngai a nih hi
Hey Suhas!
Khawnge i kal daih a? Ka zawng vak vak che a
A sana a hloh a, a zawng mek a ni
Enga!! Sana kha i tibo maw?
A ho e mai... a dang leisak leh mai rawh
Cheng nuai 4 man a nih kha!
Nuai 4 a??? Ka ta hi 150 man chauh a ni na a hun a vawng dik ve tho mai
Ngawi trawt rawh!!
I va fimkhurlo em em ve, Pia!! I tladah lutuk hi ka ngaitheilo
A in zahloh thlak lutuk!
I sana tihbo ang kha lei mai mai tur a awm hleinem!
A thlawnin i nei a, i hlut lo a nih kha. I sana hmanlai zet kha bun leh la ti nia
Enge? Enge i en vung vung?
Huh? I tap elo? Puitling tawh hle mai.....
Ka dawh thei tawh lo. Khatia tap pur lo khan zawng teh!
He sana bun tur hi midang zawng rawh ...sabengtung!!!
Hey.. i va ti tha ve.. hmaichhanah SABENGTUNG i ti'a nia'h!
Thlawkbo rawh!!
A bengchheng lutuk a ni
'Ka lawm e' a tih te kha 'Thlawk bo rawh' a ti angin ka hria nia!
'Thlawk bo rawh' ka ti reng alawm
Eh! Engtia i thinrim em em a?
I hmangaih tak tak lo tih i inhre ve em!
Eng maw i sawi a?
Inhmatawna in awmdun hian...
...thli thaw heuh heuh emaw vai puan nem thlawk delh delh ang emaw i hre thin em?
Anih loh leh chhawrthlapui te khi i tan liau liaua êng niin i hre thin em?
Chu'ng te chu film-ah chauh alawm a awm Thil awm tak tak a ni hleinem
Thil awm tak tak ni tehreng e. Hmangaih i nei tak tak a nih chuan, a thleng tak tak thin asin
Sabengtung bulah chuan ni lovin
#.... phone ringing...#
Hello!! Yeah
Enga?
Khai a!
Ok ok, ka lo tlan nghal. Phawt!
Doctor zirlai maw i nih kha?
Min puih kan ngai, Emergency. Khawngaihin!
Min zui teh, khawngaihin
Damlo enkawl ngai an awm chuan tlanchhe hauh lo turin thu in tiam a ni lawm ni?
Enge khah? Hippocratic Oath in ti'a mi kha?
Emergency ka tih chu...
Ka û inneih in chawkbuai a, kei min chawkbuai mek bawk a
Nangni vang hian ka pa'n thisen sang damdawi a ei phah hial bawk a
Chuti chung chuan ka pui che u a nia...
awihawm loh zawk!!
He Hippocratic Oath hi; Doctor te nun ti chêptu a nih hi
Aunty, khawnge Raju?
Taxi a ko mek. Darkar hnih liamta khan Ambulance kan ko tawh
Kan ram mak sâwt zia hi! Darkar chanve chhungin inah pizza an pe hman a, ambulance erawh....
Damdawi inah dah nghal a ngai... rang takin!
Hey, stop man!
Move, move, move, move!
Doctor, doctor! Emergency, emergency!
Damlo
Hei hi lo kawl teh
Hey Raju
Chhûra, scooter-in maw ka pa i phurh a?!
Speed Post-in ka thawn dawn emni?
Chutin ka pa hnathawh uanpui suh!
Khawnge? Khawnge ka pa?
Doctor zawt la!
In tlai teuh hle mai, Pia
Darkar hnih vel chuan tlai ula chu, kan in chhan hman lovang
Scooty hman nachang in hre hlauh vah, Min mamawh chuan, min ko mai dawn nia.
Rancho...
Ka lawm e, thianpa
Mawla, i thianpa hnenah "Ka lawm e" i ti'a maw?
I thianpa Silencer-a'n awmdan mawi a zirtir che a ni ang maw?
A hrilh tawh che em? Thiante hi HNUTE (sthan) ang an ni, tih angreng vel te kha
Va haw tawh rawh u. Naktuk exam in nei a ni lawm ni?
Exam te chu kan nei fo alawm Pa chu pakhat chauh
Helaia kan dâk pû hi kan kalsan mai thei nang!
Rancho min ngaidam rawh! Ka thlaphang em atin ni
A tawk, a tawk...shhh.. a tawk tawh e
Min ngaidam rawh!
A tawk....
A tawk tawh e...
I pa chu ka hmu tawh... Lungchhe hmel te kha va pu lo la...
Kal rawh...
Ka lawm e
Kal tawh
#..... kan thianpa a ni a......#
I scooty chu nunna a chhanhim dêr a nih kha. Tha hle mai
Engzat man nge?
Chawtrani han tihbuak la, ka hrilh maithei che asin!
Hey happy Independence day!
Mahse, vawiin hi 15th August a ni si lova
I tan chuan zalenna ni alawm, Tunah chuan khawi hmunah pawh i nu sana i bun thei ta!
Tuma'n "hetiang sana hmanlai lutuk" an tihsak tawh lovang che
A nih phawt
Hey
Engtinnge ka nu sana a ni tih i hriat?
A laizawnnu pasal neih niah, nalh taka inchei nulain...
Sana hlui tawh tak a bun a nih chuan... enge a awmzia?
Khami ni khan i nu i ngai hle a ni tiraw?
Aw
I nu chu a hmeltha ngawtin ka ring?
Ni e, engtinnge i hriat?
I pa hi enchiang la..
Hringnun hi inelna. In tlan chak loh chuan, cuckoo tui keh ang....
Tun tum chu Chawtrani siam dan kan zir ang
He chawtrani hi a tangkai khawp mai
Mihring mize hriat nan chawtrani hi a pawimawh takzet a ni
I hun thalo te chu an liam tawh a
Sabengtung ni lovin mihring i hmangaih thei ta
Hmangaihna bultanna hun tha a ni
Hello... tho teh u!!
Enge..A thi ta nge nge emni?
Ni nang, chhawkung!
Tunah hian dar 8:30.. dar 9 ah in exam dawn a ni lo'm ni?
Chutin kan kalsan ngawt thei nang!
Kei leh doctor te kan awm alawm Darkar 3 bak a ni hleinem
Tho rawh u! Ka scooty hmang mai rawh u. A tlai tawh a nia, vatin
Hey!!
I sana hi a va hmânlai ve!
Kal rawh u!!
Sorry sir, kan rawn tlai a, emergency!!
Bengchheng suh u
Sir, an la ziak ania!
Hello, time up!!
Sir, 5 minutes sir, Darkar chanve-in kan tlai a! Emergency ania, sir, khawngaihin!
Exam vengtu min en dan chu a phîng kan hampuarsak dawn ta emaw tih mai tur a ni!
Mahse, kan ziak lui zel thova
Roll number indawt exam chhanna a remfel mawlh mawlh laiin
Kan zove, sir
A tlai tawh! In chhanna ka pawm thei tawh lo
Sir, khawngaihin, sir
Sir, tutenge kan nih i hria em?
Prime Minister fapa pawh ni ula ka pawm dawn chuang lo!
Sir, kan hming leh roll number i hria em??
Hrelo.. tutenge in nih?
I hrelo maw...chuti chu... tlan ang, tlan ang!
Hey! Enge in roll number?
Khawi ber hi nge?
Khawnge an chhanna kha?
Aaaahhh!
Vawiinah kan result a chhuak dawn a
Hlauthawng hlawm bawk si! Pathian kan intlawnsiak sup sup mai
Lalpa Pathian, electronics min pass tir rawh Coconut pawh ka chhu keh mai ang!
Oh rûl-pathian! Physics min pass tir la, Nitin bawnghnute litre khat ka pe ziah ang che
Oh bawngpui-pathian! Ka pass trawk trawk chuan a tawk mai
Lalpa, Malati leh Sangeeta te ka farnu angin ka en ang Min pass tir lul rawh
Lalpa, Lalpa, thlatin Rs 100 ka pe ang che..
Tun ang laiah traffic police pawh Rs. 100 lekin an tham theih tawh loh laia, Pathian hnena Rs 100 lo tiam...
En zel rawh... a hnuai lam atang khan...
nangmah... a hnuhnungber
Nih leh nang?
A hnungber dawt
Nih leh Rancho?
Ka hmu zo lo!
Ka rilru a na a ni
A hnungber ka nih vang ni lovin kan thianpa hming a lan ve loh vang zawkin
A theih loh!
Inbengdai teh, Chatur
An tisual a ni! A theihloh!
THil diklo a awm a ni, Aw Pathian!!
Silencer mimawla saw engtia a rak vak vak a?
Pahnihna ania...
Tenawm. Tunge pakhatna?
Rancho...
Rancho?! Eheu..
Khawi maw.. khaw'maw yaar
Khami ni khan mihring mizia kan hriatbelh
I thianpa a fail chuan.. i ngui a
Mahse i thianpa pakhatna a nih chuan... i ngui lehzual
Khami ni-a kan ngui zia kha
Mahse keini aia ngui midang pahnih an awm
Rancchoddas Chanchad, tlar hmasaber, Director dinglamah!
Uday Sinha, tlar hnihna, seat thumna!
Alok Mittal, tlar hnihna, seat nga-na!
Sir, kan rank azira thutna rem kher hi enge a tulna?
Enge, harsatna i nei elo?
Sir, grade kan inpek dan hrim hrim hi ka ngaitheilo!
Chi inthliarna ang deuh a ni, sir! A grade ho chu 'lal', C grade ho chu 'sal'!
A diklo a ni, sir!
Chu, rawtna fing zawk i nei elo?
Aw nei e, sir!
Notice board-a result tarchhuah kher hi a tul lo
Mi zawng zawng hmaa tu chaklohna emaw pholan kher hi enge a tulna?
En teh, sir, i thisen i exam tir a, haemoglobin a lo tlem deuh a
Doctor chuan damdawi a chawh dawn che nge TV-ah a puantir dawn?
I hrethiam em, sir!
Chu, i ngaihdan chuan zirlai te hi a mal malin anroom-ah ka pan anga, an beng bulah an result ka hrilhru dawn tihna 'mi?
Pakhatna i ni e, nang pahnihna, Nang chu i fail tlat mai
Nilove, chu chu ka sawi tum a ni lo
Grade hian daidanna a siam a ni, daidanna
En teh..Pakhatna ka nih vangin heti hian i bulah ka thu a
A hnunhnung lama an awm vangin ka thiante chu a hnung kilah an thu thung
Tunah chuan a hnung kilah an la thu tal alawm Nang hi an kawm reng che chuan, nakkumah phei chuan thlalakah an lang ve tawh lovang
Pass pawh an pass lovang a, khawi company mahin an ruai bawk hek lovang
Sir, hna chu an hmu ve mai ang, sir
Khâwl nilova mihring ruai thin company chu an awm ve em em ang!
Chutiang a ni ngawt lo, sir, Hna chu an hmu em em ang, ka tiam a che
Oh? Min tiam maw? Min tiam a maw?
Inchawi ila, sir?
Govind
Khilaia mite 2 zinga tu zawk zawk pawh khian Campus interview huna hna an hmu a nih phawt chuan
Ka hmuihmul hi i met dawn nia!
Ok sir!
Lawm em?
Lawm khawp mai, sir!
Woahhhh!!!!
Car horn hmang khan i mawngkaw horn kha thup theih i inring elo? Mawl chhah!
Chhura! Septic tank! I la ei reng elo?
Ka ni miah lo...
Raju!
He boruak thalo hi kan tuar rei ta hle mai
Hepa vang hi a ni khawvel pawh hi a lum tak viau ni! Ka tlin tawh lo!
Khawi teh, i wallet. Kekawr ka ve lei lawk te'ng!
Ho mai mai. He Chatur Ramaalingam-a suit kekawr hi ha mai teh!
Ka suit kha zawng khawih hlek suh!
A ho e mai, Rancho chuan kekawr ha lo mahla a hre tho tho ang che!
Hey pu-a. He address hi i hria em?
Vala, chhiar thiam ni ila dawr ka ak reng peihin i ring emni?
A chhiar thiamlo na a..
A biak theih kha
Thianpa, Shimla-ah hian Rancchoddas Chanchad i hria em?
Hria e, khi khitah khian!
#....virthlileng ang mai a ni a.....#
Kal ang!
#....chungleng sava ang mai.....#
#..... khawnge a tuan tak? zawng zel nange......#
Oye Chatur.. hei i kamram rimchhe bawm!
A lawmawm ve, khawnge i hmuh a?
Ipte-ah hian!
Hey! I va zaklo ve! Ka kekawr a nih kha!
Enge i ta leh ka ta? Gita chhiar ta che!
Mai mai! Phelh nghal rawh
Hei, mai mai! Miin min ngai nikhualo vek ang! Chiloh theih lutuk!
Mai mai
Khawi, tunah
Engtizia nge?
Rancho-a pa!
Thianpa, khawnge Rancchoddas-a hi?
Sawlaia thu saw
Ka lawm e
Rancho!
Enge ni ta?
Ka tihpalh. Rancchoddas-a kan zawng a
Keimah hi ka nia, enge ni ta?
Rancchoddas Shyamaldas Chanchad
Rancchoddas Shyamaldas Chanchad ka ni e... enge ni?
Rancho, dam takin le
Rancchoddas Chanchad!
Raju!
Kekawrte chauh ha chunga Delhi atanga Shimla pan vang vang hnua mahni mi zawn hmulo awmchhun ka ni hial ang
A hming, degree, college leh thlalak a pangngai vek bawk si
Mahse a mihring a dang. Ka hrethiam tawh nek love
Mahse engtinnge Silencer-a hian Rancho address a neih theih?
Yes!
Hey Chatur! Law haw teh
Hey! Hey!!
'Nge i lo hawn ve rikngawt! San Francisco ami a nih hi
Kuta siam biscuit..
Mr. Phunsukh Wangdu tan liau liaua ka ken
Phunsukh Bangdu? Tunge chu chu?
Wangdu, Wangdu! 'W', 'W'! Phunsukh Wangdu!
Amah chu in hria em?
Scientist turu zet! Thil 400 chuang a siamchhuak tawh Khawvelah an inchuh rawn luai luai
Kum khat chuang ka beih hnuah ka hmu thei dawn lehnghal!
Kan company nena thawhdunna ka siampui theih chuan kei chu..khitah...khitah... a ni ringawt
Wangdu-a chu tu pawh nise engtinnge Rancho address hi i neih theih?
Phunsukh Wangdu hnenah lawmthu sawi rawh u! Ama zarah ka zawng hmu thei alawm
Ka secretary Tracey-i'n Phunsukh Wangdu hmu tura ruahmanna a siam tumin
Phunsukh chu kan be pawp mai thei lova Mahse, Rancho awmna ka hriat phah alawm
Shimla khaw phone directory ka keuva, Chanchad Rancchoddas-a hming ka hmu ta hlauhva
Mahse engtinnge khatia a lo danglam theih? I kal dawn tih a hriatin Plastic surgery a ti tihna 'mi?
Chu chu mi pakhat chauhvin min hrilhfiah thei!
Min ngaidam rawh, ka pa
I duhthusam ka hlensak thei lo che a!
" Haridwar-ah min hruai rawh" i tih lawm lawm laiin
Ka tender chhan an hawn hun tur ka lo ngai pawimawh zawk a
Tender an hawn laiin
Nangin i mit i lo khar phui ta si
A pawi ka ti e mai, ka pa!
Fapa tha tak ka ni thei ta lo a ni!
Eng thu nge i sawi a?
Engineer ropui tak i ni a, bangah lah chuan i degree i tar vang lehnghal
Fapa tha tak i ni alawm!
Ka thu lovin ka inchhung in rawn rap ngam elo?
Ka tantir mai tur che u a sin
Kan mantir dawn che, mawla
Engkim kan chhuichhuak vek tawh
I I.C.E. degree hmangin heng contract hna lian tak tak hi i chhâng a
He degree hi kan thianpa ta a ni a! Engtinnge i neih theih?
Ka in hmun hi hectare 150-a zau a nih hi. Ka that che u anga, ka phum bo che u anga, tuma'n an hre lovang
In hria maw? Thlawk chhuak nghal rawh u
Ka pa vâp hi Haridwar-ah ka keng dawn a, in duh chuan in ruhro pawh ka kensak thei ang che u
A pa kha la rawh!
Helamah, helamah!
Ka pa kha dah rawh!
Tunge i nih min hrilh loh chuan i pa vâp hi ka bun a ni mai
Ka pa kha min pe rawh!
I pa vâp hian Ganga thleng lovin, hetah hian a tawp a ni mai
Khawi ka pa!
Silai kha i kap a nih vaih chuan ka flush ve nghal a ni mai
Vawithum thleng ka chhiar ang
Ehe! Kan hlau emaw i ti'a lo? Han kâp chiah la
Raju, leihbaw rawh!
Khat..
A tul chuan i pa hi hremhmunah kan zui mai ang, hria maw?
Hnih..
I pa chan tur hi i hria maw?
Enga?
A nilo zawk ka la, hei chu a ruak!
A ruak a?
A ruak a??
A ruak! Kan bun ruak ang!
Nilove! Nilove
Kan bun ruak ang! I hria em? Kan bun ruak ang!
Ni lul love! Hei!
Sawi rawh, tunge i nih?
A va mak! Rancchoddas ka tih chu!
Dawt ka sawi lo! Ka pa hming chhâlin! Dawt ka sawi lo
Rancchoddas ka nia, ani kha chu Chhote!
Chhote?
Kan huan enkawltu fapa ania
Mitinin Chhote tiin an ko vek!
A nu leh pa thih hnuah pawh ka pa'n kan hnenah a awmtir ta zel a
Inchhung sekrek eng ilo a thawk mai thin
Electric bulb thlak, dawra thil lei, thawmhnawh nawh...
Lehkha zir kha a chak thei hle a
Ka uniform hlui a ha a, school a kal ve thin
A duh duhna class-ah khan a va thru ve mai thrin
Chu chu keiin remchangah ka lo la ve thung a
Ka homework te ka tihtir thin bakah
ka exam ai min exam sak thin bawk
Nuam ka ti thei hle
Ni khat chu
Pawl 6 zirlaiin pawl 10 chhiarkawp a lo chawk lai kan zirtirtu-in a hmu ta a
Pawl engzatnge i nih, mama? Tunge i hming?
Min manchhuak ta
Ka pa chu khawtlangah parawn a ni a, chuvangin zirtirtu chuan Principal hriattir hmaa ka pa hrilh a tulin a hre ta a
In ti ta rau rau, in ti zo law law tur a ni
Himachal pumpui hian chibai min buk a
Amaherawhchu, lehlam ka hawisan veleh
'ziak leh chhiar thiamlo' tiin min nuihzat leh si
Heng hi ka fapa chuan a tuar ve lovang
Ani hi chuan thiamna a duh a, kei chuan degree chauh
Kan ti ta rau rau, he nau hi engineer-ah siam ang che
Rancchoddas Chanchad-a tan degree, he bangah ngei hian ka tar duh a ni
Kum 4 chhung London lamah ka thang bova, chutih chhung chuan ICE ah engineering a rawn zir a nih kha - KA HMINGIN
Ka pa nen an inremsiam ta a
A zir zawh hnuah ICE ami tumah hmu tawh lo turin
"Tumah ka hmu lovang. Mahse, engtikniah emaw, Chhura te thiandunin min la rawn zawng ngei ngei dawn a...
engtinnnge i lo tih ang?" tiin a sawi thin
A ngai thin khawp mai che u!
A address chu ka pe ang che u
Va zawngchhuak rawh u
Mahse, ka thuruk hi tumah hrilh lo hram ang che u
Eng thuruk maw?
Ka pu, bur diklo zawk i keng! Ka pu vâp chu hetah hian a awm e
Enge thil awmzia?
Tunge kha pa kha?
A thawnthu a sei lutuk, Subtitle a awm bawk silo I hrethiam ve lovang
A ho lutuk, a ho lutuk
Khawnge kan kal dawn?
Ladakh
Ladakh a? Eng ti turin??
Rancho hmu turin!
Ladakh-ah a awm a maw?
Enge a tih a?
Hre bik nang. Kan address neih hi chu school address a ni!
Zirtirtu maw... he he he! Zirtirtu!
Kei chu Rockledge Corporation vice-president ka nia!
a ni ve chu... A for apple, B for ball!
D for donkey!
Karleh lawk hian Phunshukh Wangdu nen dollar maktaduai tam tak hu thuthlung kan ziak dawn a ni a!
Ani ve chu... A for apple, B for ball!
Vawiin atang hian kan Rancho chhurbura chu ka ngaihsan phah sawt mai!
Keini ho kha chu degree hlawhchhuak turin college kan kal a
Degree kan neihloh chuan hna kan nei dawn lo
Hna kan neihloh chuan nupui pawh kan hmu zo lovang
Credit card pawh kan nei thei lovang a, khawvelin min ngainep em em bawk ang
Kan Chhura erawh kha chu degree hlawh tur ni lovin lehkha zir turin college a kai a lo ni
A hnuhnungber nih kha a hlau ngai lova, Pakhatna nih chakin a phi buai hek lo
Tunge thla leilung rap hmasaber?
Neil Armstrong sir!
Ni e, Neil Armstrong a ni. Kan hre vek. Nih leh tunge a dawttu?
Ngaihtuah buai duh suh u. A pawimawh lo
Tuma'n a tha ber dawttu an engto lo
Tun atanga thla hnih velah, company 26-in hna an rawn zawrh dawn che u
Chuti anih chuan, final exam hma hauhvin
Hna in nei dawn tihna 'nih chu
Hei hi in hun hnuhnung a ni tawh e
Tha thlah lovin tang ula, hna tha tak tak hmu ang che u
Zawhna a awm em?
Aw..
Sir, hna chu lo hmu ta ila,
final exam-ah mark hnih-khat lekin fail si ila
Hna chu kan hmu tho angem?
Zawhna tha tak a nih chu
Chu zawhna chu zawt ve duh dang in la awm em?
Beisei lawk ang ngeiin...
Hetah hian lokal teh u. Kut i lo beng thrup thrup ang u
Lokal r'u, lokal r'u. Muangchang lovin
Kum 4 kalta chhung khan, anni hi I.C.E zirlai zinga result pangngai nei thei ber an ni!
A chhan chu exam apiangin an result a pangngai ziah - A hnuhnungber an ni ziah thei
Lo kal teh u, nangni mithiam
An thluak hi bazarah hralh ta ila, man to takin kan hralh thei ang
A chhan chu an thluak hi hman ngailoh a ni tlat
An zawhna chu lo chhang dawn ta ila
An pass leh fail hian, an hna a nghawng dawn lo reng reng
A chhan chu - hna an hmuh dawn miau loh avangin
Ka tiam a che u
Rangkachakin an hming kan luan ang
FARHANITRATE leh PRERAJULISATION!
Khawngaihin kut i beng dur dur ang u...
Chhura! Min pawngsual nasa khawp mai
Mi zawng zawng hmaah, a rualin min pawngsual
Pathian, sa ka ei tawh lovang a, Agarbati pawh sangkhat ka chhi ang...
Hei chauh hi min tihsak la
Khawvel atangin Virus hi la bo teh
Hremhmun-ah rawh la
Meidil pakora siam nan hmang teh!
Tualthat tura pathian rawih i tum elo?
Lo ngawi hle hle teh
Kumtin thlalak apiangah Virus-ah bulah i thru ziah bik a
Keini chuan a kil bak kan chang ngailo
Kumin phei chu thlalakah pawh ka tel phak ka ring tawh lo
Pakhatna ka nih thrin chhan in hria em?
Enge?
A chhan chu khâwl hi ka ngaina a
Engineering hi ka tuina ber a ni
In tuina in hria em?
Hey, ka bag a nih kha
Lo ngawi rawh!
Enge i tih a, Rancho?
Hey
Hei hi i tuina chu! Hei hi!
He lehkha hi dâkah ka thlak rawh
Hei hi enge?
Kum 5 kalta khan, khawvela a wild life photographer ngaihsan ber hnena thawn tur lehkha a ziak a!
Andre.. Isthawa?
Yeah Isthawa
A bulah, Hungary-a kala, a hnuaia hnathawh a chak
mahse, a pa Hitler Qureshi a hlauh luatah a thawn tak tak ngam leh silo a nih hi
Thianpa, Engineering hi bansan la, wild life photographer nih tum rawh
I thiamzawng ngei kha thawk rawh
Lata Mangeshkar-i pa khan cricket khel turin a fanu kha lo tilui tlat se chu...
A nih loh leh Sachin Tendulkar-a pa khan a fapa hi zai lamah lo tir lui ta ang se...
Vawiinah hian enge an nih ang?
Ka sawi chu in hrethiam em?
Chhura! Ramsa ngaina chung siin khâwl belh tralh a tum a nih hi
Baba Rancchoddas
Kei chuan engineering ka tui a, ka ngaina bawk a
Mahse, a hnuhnungber ka ni ziah. Han sawifiah teh
I dawihzep vang mawle.. i dawihzep vang
I kut kha pharh teh... kut zungtang aiin zungbun i ngah
Pakhat exam tihthatna, pakhat farnu pasal neihna pakhat hna hmuhna...
Khatia hlauthawng reng renga hmalam hun i thlir te chuan engtin nge khawvel i hmachhawn theih ang?
Vawiin atan enge i ngaihtuah theih ang?
Thian maksak tak tak ka nei a ni, kei hian
Pakhat chu hlau chungin a nung a, pakhat lah thi chungin a nung thung
Hey
nang erawh hi chu - i ni ve ve
I hlau a, i thi bawk
Ka hlau lo
Ngaithla teh
Pia-i tawnah chuan mitthi a ni a, a hrilh hlau lawi si
Mai mai! Chutiang
Thurawn-thlawn pek chu a awlsam. Zawm erawh a harsa
I hlauhloh te chuan Pia-i chu va hrilh ta che
Engtia chutiang thil in zeldin vak vak a?
A inzawm vek a ni, Pu-a
Ngaithla teh, ngaithla teh
Tunah hian Pia-i hnenah i ngaihzawn thu i sawi ngam phawt chuan
Kei paw'n ka pa hnenah engineer ni lova photographer nih ka duh zawk thu ka hrilh ve ang
Ni e
Kei pawhin ka zungbun te hi ka paih vek anga interview ka hmachhawn ve bawk ang
Tichuan le...
I ngam em... sawi rawh?
Hotupa Rancchoddas-a chuan enge a ngaihdan ni ta le?
Kal ang
Khawiah maw?
Kal ang
Viru
Jay-a ka lokal e, Viru!
Ui te hi an nei lo maw!
Dawihzep lutuk, Engmah ka hlau lo! Lokal ru!
Va lut ula, hlauhawm a awm takin, Virus a awm leh awm loh ka lo en ang!
Chhaw lutuk! Virus putar
Hey
Background music ka lo siam dawn 'mi?
Pia?
Sshhhhh... bengchheng suh
Rancchoddas Chanchad-a ka nih hi
Minute hnih chiah min lo ngaithla la, ka kalbo leh nghal ang
Pia,
Nang nena scooty-a minute 22 kan hman dun kha
Ka damchhunga minute 22 duhawm ber a la ni
Nang nena damchhung scooty-a chuan pawh ka huam e
Wow!
#.......thehmeh ang maiin.......#
Ka mumangah Mo thuama inthuama... ...scooter i khalh lai ka hmu thin asin!
Veil aiah i helmet i phawk a
Min rawn fawp a...
Mahse kan infawp tak tak thei lo
Ngatinge?
Kan hnarin min dal tlat a, ka la harh zui
Hnar-in a dal thei hleinem, chhawkung!
Ka tihpalh! Pia-i i ni'a maw ka tia
Lo ni ta ila tha tur
Ka u, ngatinge i lo pawhchah?
He thu sawi tur hian kum 4 a in buatsaih a nia
Pia, fawp la, hnarin a dal loh thu hrilh teh!
Ka phalsak a che
Fawp teh! A duhawm reuh si
Tunge hei hi?
Ka u
Tunge i nih?
En teh, kan titi lai khan, ka fapa hi a che nia!
Fapa a? Engtinnge mipa a ni tih i hriat?
Ka pa'n aienthiam a rawn alawm
Engineer nge doctor kan neih dawn, a hre duh a?
Enga?
Mipa a nih chuan engineer, hmeichhia a nih chuan doctor
Hei nauva, khatah khan awm reng rawh! Pawnlam chu kan circus ang mai kan nih hi
Kan circus hotupa, i pu hian a lo tur vel dawn che a!
Hringnun hi inelna a nia, engineer i ni tur a ni, a ti vel dawn che
Mahse nang chuan i rilru mil zawng ngei, kawng i zawh dawn nia
A rum thaih reng che a nih chuan
I awma kut nghatin "All iz well" i ti thin anga!
A che leh tawh!
"Aal iz well" ti leh teh!
"Aal iz well"!
Aaah! A che! A che, Pia!
"Aal iz well"!
Kal rawwwwhhh!
Ka pa lehkha i thawn vel maw kha! Kha hei pee-mail (zun dâk) a thlawnin
Kha, tutenge?
Tutenge?
I makpa hual! Inneihna-a i sawmloh te kha!
Rastogi?!
Security! Kha lamah khan!
Khaile, simple pendulum chu in hre theuhvin ka ring a
Compound pendulum hi zir chhin dawn teh ang
Pendulum thên vel dan chu in hria a
Ka'n entir ang che u
Hei hi enge?
Pencil
Enge a chhungah awm?
Lead!
A tha! Lead chu pencil laimu a ni a
Nangni pawh hi in virkual dan azirin compound pendulum ang in ni thei
Khawnge Raju Rastogi?
Present sir!
Eheu, kan kim hle mai maw
Good morning sir
Nizanah khawnge i awm?
Sir, Lehkha a zir. A zir zankhua thak alawm, sir!
Chutia 'law?
Zan hnih a tlaivar tawh a, chuvang ania a hmel a pawr, sir!
Eng maw i sawi a?
Enge i zir chu?
Ummmm
Induction motors sir, induction motor, A thiam vek! Induction motor!
Chuti a nih chuan, Mr. Raju Rastogi
Aw, sir?
Engtinnge induction motor a nun?
Brrrrrrrrm
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
brrrrrrrrrr
A tawk!
Brrrrrrrrrrmmm brmmmmm brmm brm
Sir.. rum!!
Mr. Rastogi, ka office-ah thingpui indun lawk teh ang
Sir
kawngka khar rawh
Khawl chhut i thiam em?
Thiam e, sir
Lehkhathawn min chhutsak lawk ta che?
Tehreng mai, sir
Thu rawh
Sir, ka tihpalh a ni, sir
Chhu teh
Ka pu
I fapa hnawhchhuah a nih thu hrilh che a ngai ta hi hrehawm ka ti hle mai
Lawk, lawk. A bul atangin
I fapa, Raju Rastogi hi
Imperial College of Engineering atanga hnawhchhuah a ni a
Chhu zel rawh... chhu ta che
Ka pa chu a thi mai ang, sir
Chhu zel rawh
Sir, khawngaihin sir
Ka thutlukna hi tihdanglam theih a ni tawh lo!
Engineer ka nih beisei vang chauhvin a la dam ve trawk trawk asin, sir!
Ka kawngka-a i zun hma khan chu'ng te chu i ngaihtuah tel lo nia
Sir, khawngaihin vawikhat chiah min ngaidam rawh, sir
Sir, khawngaihin, sir!
Anih leh le, I hming kha thaichhia la
a aiah Rancchoddas Chanchad-a hming dah rawh le
Nizan khan in inkawp tih ka hre tlat!
Thuhretu-a trang la, ka hnawtchhuak lovang che
Inngaihtuah nan minute 7 leh a chanve i nei
#......kan thlah dawn lo che .......#
#.......i liam kan remti dawn lo.......#
#.......Pathianin a ko che a nih pawhin.......#
#.....amah chu kan hlau love.....#
#.....kan tumah hian nghet takin kan ding dawn a.....#
#.....Kan thianpa mit pawh hi kherchhuah tumin....#
#...bei eng ang mah ula.....#
#....heti mai chuan kan thlah dawn lo che.....#
#......I kal dawn lo .......#
#.......Kan thlah dawn lo che.......#
Rancho, monitor saw en teh
Raju!
A taksa pumpui hi a zeng vek
A rilru erawh a harhfim
Min hmu a, kan thawm pawh a hria!
Aunty, a hmuh lai chuan tap lo hram teh!
Pangngai takin bia ula, tihhlim tum rawh u
Oye Raju, thil thra deuh kan hria 'sin
I pa a dam tawh a! Damdawi kha a ngeih lutuk!
Rastogi chhungkaw kalphung a nih hi a
Pakhat a thawh chuan, pakhat a mu thung a!
Ti teh, hawh teh. Tho vat teh khai!
I pa'n Pia-i scooty a dil a?
Enge i ngaihdan? Kan pe dawn 'mi?
A tlukpui vel ange!
Hey Raju, Farhan-a hian thil hrilh tur che a nei
Hostel atangin, LIVE ngat lehnghal
Virus-a'n a hnawtchhuak leh lo che. Buaina a kiang ta
Tho tawh teh!
Kan chingfel vek tawh
I hria em, kan sawi chu?
Rastogi!
Hei en la? I nu'n saree thar a nei ania
A thar hlak!
Rs. 2000 man lai a nih hi
Chhura, tho teh ka tih chu!!!
Pakhat mai a ni lo. Saree 10 a lei
I hmu em?
Oye Raju!
Raju, min en teh. Ka nalh em?
Hey, Kammo
I farnu Kammo-i chanchin kha i hria maw?
A pasal neih tur tihfel a ni tawh
Engmah chhawm a ngai dawn lo lehnghal!
A pasal tur chuan Maruti 800 pawh a duh lo
Engmah a duh lo. Kammo-i chiah a duh, Kammo-i chiah
A pasal tur chu i hre duh em?
I hre duh em?
A pasal tur chu?
Han ring chhin teh!
Amah chu i hre lutuk!
Ran ngaina deuh a nia
Wild life photographer a la ni dawn lehnghal!
Ngawi rawh! Ngawi hmak rawh
Hre tawh em??
Kan Farhan-a hi alawm
Farhan-a'n thuamchhawm a ngiat i ring a mi?
Farhan-a'n i farnu a nei dawn
Chutah pawh a thlawn vek lehnghal...
Hey, hey
Hey, hey Raju
Raju
Bawrhsaiabe KG 1 leh paneer KG chanve ka pe ang che pawh ti ta ila
Kan tiharh thei tho awm sia?
Khatia kei min tawktarh kher kha trullo tak a ni!
A tha! I titha lutuk
Kan tifel tawh. I nau pasal neihna tur kan tifel tawh e
Farhan-a'n a nei dawn
Rancho!
Idiots, dâwt engzat fakau nge in sawi dawn?
I him hlauh e, chhura!
Taxi i ko em?
Ko e. A lo thleng tawh a
Ka lawm e
'Ngatan nge taxi?
Interview hmachhawn ka ngai tlat
Oh, chu, min rawn zui i tum elo?
No, in inah kan thlah phawt che ang a, chumi hnuah interview-na lam ka pan ang!
Idiot, engvanginnge ka haw ngawt anga?
I hre tawh nange?
Chhura hnenah hian thil kan tiam kha!
Khawi, i necktie kha!
'Ngatan?
Han la teh, hei hi han chhiar phawt la, interview chu i kal duh ka ring lo
Hei enge?
Lehkhathawn
Hungary atangin - i ta tur!
Photographer tuemawni, Andre Isthawan!
Idiots, ka lehkha kha in thawn elo?
I thlalak ho kha thra a ti ngang mai
A assistant turin a duh che mawle!
Brazil ramngaw-ah kum khat chhung i puih a ngai dawn a nih hmel
Hlawh pawh a pe dawn che a ni awm e!
Ka pa'n a remti lovang!
Tha deuhvin va hrilhfiah rawh
Vawiin hi hlau suh, Farhan
Chutilo chu, tun atanga kum 50 ral hnuah damdawi in khumah i mu anga
thih hmabaka i awm laiin
Ka kutah lehkha ka keng a, taxi-in min nghak reng bawk a
Lo huaisen deuh ni ila chu, nun nuam zawk ka nei tur... i la ti ngei ang
En mah teh, a duh angem?
Khati fahrana to leisak a ngai kher emni?
Vawiin hian, kan fapain hna a hmu dawn a
Inchhuang takin kan awm thei tawh dawn a ni a, chuti vaka uikawm a ngai emni?
Ehe, Farhan?
Farhan, vawiin hi in interview ni a ni law'm ni?
Ka kal ta lo
Engineer nih ka duh lo, ka pa!
Engtizia nge ni ta? I chesual emni?
Sir, umm...
Sawlaia building saw...
A chhawng 3-na atangin ka zuangthla a, sir
Engatinge?
Min hnawtchhuak a..
Engvangin?
Ka rui phûrin Director kawngka ka zunkhum alawm mawle, sir
Kan misual Rancho chuan i thluak a la su ta fan a ni maw?
Engineering hi ka man thlawt lo, ka pa. Lo zir zo ta pawh ni ila, engineer hmantlak loh tak ka ni ang
Rancho chuan thil ho te min hrilh a
I tuina ber kha, i eizawnna ni rawh se, a ti
Tichuan hnathawh a ngailo reng reng, a ti bawk
Aare..ngaw karah chuan engzatnge i hlawh dawn?
Pa, hlawh chu a tam lo. Mahse, thil tam tak ka zir belh thung ang
Kum 5 hnuah, i thiante car thar i hmu anga
Anchhia i la inlawh leh si ang
Engineer nih chu ka la ning ngawih ngawih dawn
chutih hunah chuan nangmah hi a ni anchhia ka lawh tur chu
Keimah anchhia ka inlawh chu a tha zawk tiraw, ka pa
Aare..mi'n an nuihzat ang che!!
Final year-a i bansan hi an nuihzat ang che
I.C.E.-a i zir thei hi Pu Kapoor-a chuan vannei a ti teh che asin
Engtin nge a ngaih ang?
Ka room-a AC hi Pu Kapoor-a min vuahsak a ni lo!
Hahdam taka ka awm theih nana khawlum hreawm tuartu a ni heklo!
Min kokichhuana sahuan min tlawhpuitu chu Pu Kapoor-a a ni lo, ka pa!
Nangmah vek a ni
I ngaihdan a pawimawh ber
Pu Kapoor-a ngaihdan chu, engahmah ka ngai lo
A hming pum pawh ka hre nek love
Film i en zo hlim nge, lem i rawn chang?
Ngawi rih teh, a rilru a hah a nih hi!
Raju-a tih ang kha a ti ve palh hlauh ange
Chuti chu thu a tawp a nih chu!
I fapa i zilh chuan, in chhawng sang atangin a zuanthla a ni mai!
Ni love, ka pa. Ka intihlum hauh lovang
Ka tiam a che
Rancho-a
Misual nia i ngaih saw'n
Nang leh ka nu thlalak min dah luih sak a
"Intihlum duh khawpa i rilru a hah chang apiangin..."
...hei hi en la, an hmel hlim tak hi i ruang an hmuh hunah engtinnge a awm ang tih ngaihtuah rawh" min ti thin
Ka pa, i rilru hmin ka duh a ni
Mahse, mahni intihlum kher lovin
Engtin nge ni ang?
Photographer ni ta ila, ka hlawh tlem ang tiraw? In leh lirthei pawh ka nei tê bik ang!
Mahse, ka pa. Ka hlim dawn asin
Ka hlim em em dawn a ni!
I tana ka thiltih reng reng pawh, tihtakzetin ka ti dawn asin!
Vawiin thleng hian i thu ka la zawm ziah thin a. Tun tum chauh chu ka duh min thlan tir ve rawh
Khawngaihin, ka pa
Ka pa, kal lo hram teh.
Hei hi thleng leh tur
Bawiha, i professional camera duh chu engzat man nge?
Laptop nen hian kan thleng mai dawn emni?
A daihlo a nih leh, min dil belh dawn nia
Ka fapa. I duhthusam nun nei mawlh ang che
Mark hi i hmu hniam viau zel mai a, chhan a awm em?
Hlauhna vang a ni e. Lehkha thiamthei tak ka ni thin a
Chhungkaw khaiding tur pawhin ka nu leh pa ten min beisei thin a..
Ka hlau tran ta a ni!
Helai ka lo thlen hnuah, inelna hautakzia ka hmu a
Ka hlau telh telh ta mai a ni
Hlauhna hi a lo thalo khawp mai, sir!
Zungbun ka bun tam telh telh a, ka tawngtai tam telh telh bawk
Ka tawngtai satliah mai pawh a ni lo, Pathian chu a ngenin ka ngen thin
"Hei hi min pe rawh, chu chu min pe rawh!"
Ka ruh 16 a tliak a, thla hnih zet khumbeta ka in ngaihtuah hnuah ka hrethiam tran ta a ni
Sir, he hna min pe tur hian Pathian ka dil ta miah lo
"Nunna min pek avangin ka lawm e" tih bakin ka tawngtai lo
Nangni hian, vawiin hian, min hnawl pawh ni ula ka vui reng reng lo
Ka nun hian awmzia engemaw tal a neih ka ring tho tho a ni, sir
Hetia, tlang taka thil i sawi hi kan company tan chuan thil tha a ni lem lo
Remhre taka mi dawrtu tur a ni, kan mamawh chu
A nihna ang angin thil i sawi tlat mai a...
Mahse, he, i mizia hi i thunun thei a nih phawt chuan
Tihdan kan ngaihtuah thei mahna
Ni e
Ka ke pahnih ka tih tliah hnuah, harsa takin din ka zir leh a ni a
He ka mizia pawh hi, harsa taka ka sual chhuah a ni A theih loh, sir
In hna min pek tur ai chuan, he ka mizia hi ka duh zawk e
Min ngaidam ru Ka chaltlai vang a ni lo ania, sir
Ding lawk teh
Kum 25 chuang hna ka la tawh a, interview pawh ka hmu hnem tawh ngang mai
Hna hmuhna tur a nih phawt chuan, kan sawi apiang "aw, ni e" an ti mai thin
Khawilam mi nge maw i nih le?
Sir, ihhh?
Engzatnge hlawh i phût dawn? I lo sawiho teh ang
Ka lawm e, sir
Ka lawm e
Oh Lalber
Lal ropui ber i ni
Kan thilpek hi min pawmsak teh
Govind!!!!!!!!!!!
Sir, nangma'n "hna an hmuh chuan, i met dawn nia" min ti'a nih kha!!
Eng thil nge i tih tak?
Min phelhruak ni berin ka hria
Min ti mualpho a ni
Min hneh dawn chuang lo, Rastogi
I hna hi hmu tak tak tur chuan Final Exam i pass a ngai
Mahse tun trum chu keiman question ka siam dawn tlat!!
Pa
A fair lo
Hmangaihna leh indona-ah fair lo a awm lo
World War 3 kan thleng tawh a nih hi!!!
Tun trum chu i hun a thleng ta, Rastogi
Enge i rawn tih dawn a?
I rui a ni maw?
Ka kai deuh a nih hi...
two, four??
two or four?
Ruk huaina ka mamawh tlat a
Eng ru turin?
Hei hi
Hei hi enge?
Virus-a office chahbi
Lehkhaip sen chhungah khan question paper a awm
Ka pa'n a set a...
Exam-ah Raju-a fail tir a tum
Han la rawh
I â ta a ni lo maw?
Chutiang te chu a dik hleinem
Hmangaihna leh indona-ah fair lo a awm lo
Englo, thil pakhat chiah ka zawt ang che
Han in fawh hian...
...Hnarin a dal i ring tak tak elo?
Hmmm
Kha, hei dhokla hi ei teh
Nangni Gujrati ho hi in duhawm tehlul nen, in ei leh in hming hi a hlauhawm hlawm
Dhokla, phaphda, handhwa, thepla, kakkrah
Missile hming an ang hlawm ka ti!
Bush-a chuan dhoklas 2 a thlak a mi 400 an thi a, mi 200-in hliam an tuar!
Ti teh
Aare
Khakrah, phaphda tih vel chu ka la hrethiam a...
Mahse i hming hi chu a...
Rancchoddas Shyamaldas Chanchad
yuck!
Kan inneih hunah pawh i hming hi ka pu lovang
Pia, kan innei thei lovang
Ngati maw?
Ngaihzawng dang i nei elo?
A theihloh
Pherh i ni'a mi?
No
Chuti si ngatinge min neih theihloh?
I pa theilo a mi?
Khawi maw! I pa thei nge thei lo
Pia, khawinge
Hey, ding teh! Ding teh!
Aare, ngatinge?
Pia-i kan hrilh ve reng reng lo!
Ding teh u. Ka zun a chhuak teh a nia
Ngawi trawt rawh!
In inbe ngai em?
Aih
Mahse an landline number chu ka nei
Chuti chu be nghal rawh
Nia, ding la, ding la
Hello!
He ramah hian zun in pawh a awm lo a nih hi
Hello, Pia-i a biak theih em?
A awm lo, ka pu
Ok. Khawnge a awm? Damdawi inah 'mi?
Ka pu, engtinnge damdawi inah te a awm theih ang? Vawiinah pasal a nei dawn a
Manali-ah a awm daih alawm
An innei fel tawh ang
An la innei lo. Heta tang hian darkar 6 tlan vel ania Kan hmanhmawh chuan kan la nang hman ang
Enge i ngaihdan?
Chuti chu...a rang a rangin kal nghal ang
A theihloh. Ladakh kan pan a ngai. Rancho kan hmuh a trul
Zirtawpni hian Phunsukh Wangdu nen kan inhmu dawn
Ti r'u. Car-ah hian thru rawh u
Ka bawhpelh vaih chuan... a pawi dawn lutuk
Japanese hovin min hmakhalh anga
Anni phei chuan ama hming chawitir an tum lehnghal
Phunshuk and Fujiashi tih ang tum...
Pia weds Suhas?!
I suit min thehchhuah a, a lawmawm e
Yaar Virus-a chu lungphuchawlin a thi thei hial ang
Hello, hello
A fanute pasal neih apiangin kan chawkhnawk ve ziah
Pia-i ka lo bia ang. Nangin "A-man-a-buaia" kha lo buaipui la
Farhan!
Rancho awmna kan hria, Pia!
107 ami tur emni?
Aw ni e!
Khawi
I va han rei em em ve?
Min ngaidam rawh, ka pu
I kal thei
House keeping, sir!
Lo lut rawh
More, more, amore
Rang takin ka Sherwani kha lo nawt rawh!
More, more, amore
Rancho awmna kan hriat hnuah pawh he sabengtung hi i nei tho anga maw?
Atthlak lutuk, Farhan!
Nangmah leh nangmah inbum suh, Pia!
Rancho chu i la hmangaih reng kha! I la hriatreng vang a ni lawm ni Dhokla pawh hi i ei?
More,more, amore
Ui mei ang chauh a ni. Kum 12 chhung pipe-ah thun la, i lakchhuah hun hunah a vial leh tho tho
Ngawi rawh Farhan! Suhas-a hi a insiamtha tawh!
Thil man chungchangah a buai tawh bik lo!
Ka sherwani nuai 1 sing 5 man !!
Chawtrani te hi engahnge in ei kher kher???
Sir, ka lo tifai leh nghal ang!
Engtin? Engtinnge i tih chuan ang?
Sir, Hengte hi chu kan nitin hna alawm!
Minute 2 chhungin ka tifai thei ang, sir
Sir, Miniute khat lek, sir
Hmanhmawh rawh!
Mahse kan tlai lutuk tawh, Farhan!
Pia, Pia, lokal rawh le. A hun tawh e
Pia, Raju ka nia. I bengchhen vaih chuan min vawhlum a ni nghal mai
Khawnge Suhas-a?
Mi pakhat a lo kal a, ka sherwani a la daih alawm
Suhas-a chu va ko vat rawh
Tunah chhampual an chham mek a ni a, ka thawh uaih chuan mi thin kan ti rim ang!
Yes farhan, enge?
Gate-ah hian car nen ka inpeih e
Pia-i kha rawn hruai nghal rawh
Lo bengchheng suh, mawla
Sir?
Sherwani?
I la awm elo?
Anih hi!!!
Tu'n nge thu chham a?
Thuchham a?
Thuchham hi a zawh chuan, inneihna hi a zo a ni mai. Kei chu nupui nei tawh ka ni tho, Pia. Kal vat ang
Mipui an tam si a, min nuihzat lutuk ang
Mipui nuih mai mai te chu enge pawi?
Aare..Rastogi?!
Pia, mi chuan ni hnih-khat bak an sawi peih lovang
Suhas-a nen hian innei ta ula, gate-a car ding reng khu i theihnghilh tawh ngai lovang
Rancho hnena kal turin kan rawn lam che a, mahse mi mitmei i ven vang chauhvin i kal ta lova
He sabengtung hi pasalah i nei dawn ania!
House keeping?
Yaar Pia, harsatna ho angreng deuh a awm
Enge?
Rancho-a'n nupui a neih tawh leh tawh loh kan hre bik lo
Enga?!
Aare, a la nei awm lo e mai!
Lo nei tawh ta se?
Kan hruai haw leh mai ang che
Aare, thinur teh suh. Kha, biscuit hi ei rawh
San Francisco ami kuta siam biscuit
Idiot
Teh hlawl chuan?
Menah thlak rawh
Biscuit hi ei teh.
A tui lutuk
"Aal iz well, aal iz well"!
Nimin thleng kha chuan khua leh tui thra tak ka ni ve a
Mahse darkar 24 liamta chhung khan, Keimah vangin thlawhtheihna a tum phah a
Shyamaldas-a vap pawh ekin-ah kan thlak teuh hle
Mi pasal nei tur kan la ru zui
Kan Rancho Chhurbura vang vek
Mahse ani pawh khan a thiante tan chuan engkim a huam a nih kha
Raju-a tana exam zawhna ru turin hmelma ram a lutru a
Envelope sen ru ami a nih kha
Awle
Raju-a chuan a fail leh hlauh chuan, High Jump a tih leh mai a hlauh vang a ni
Rukru rilru thra tak kha chu kan ni ve hrim hrim
Question paper chu Raju-a kan pe ringawt anga, keini chuan en ve miah loh kan intiam a ni
Aare yaar, khawiahnge maw a thuhruk le?
Kan in zawng zankhua thei dawn a nih hi
Rancho, Pia-i zawt mai teh
Khawnge i awm a, biak che ka tum char char a?
Pia, i phone
Khawi maw, minute khat chiah. Pia, Pia
Jiju, "Aal iz well", kan tih apiangin a rawn che thin a!
A che!
I hria em?
Pia, i phone
Hei le, Rancho
Hello?
Mi te pawh rawn phone ve thrin la!
Rang takin xerox vat ang!
Kha le
A ngaiah chiah dah let leh tur
Fimkhur takin!
Khawnge in kal daih a?
Kha
Hei, enge ni??
Question paper
I fail theih nan Virus-a'n a set a nih kha
Thian maksak tak tak ka nei ah!
Dik taka thil ti tura min zirtir hnuah
Thil dik vaklo min tihtir leh si
Ka duhlo
Ka pass dawn a nih chuan ka theihna vang liau liau a ni ang
Ka lo fail ta a nih paw'n A pawi ka ti love
Chhura!
Chhura chuan min hneh takzet! Nupui atana a farnu neih pawh ka duh phah rum rum nia
Umm, umm, mahse ka inthunun leh hman hlauh!
No si,r no sir please..
Kan zirna kalphung thlak i duh a!
Ka kawngka-ah te in zung a
Tenawm hlawm lutuk
Sorry sir
Hnawhchhuah in ni e. Zing-ah in la awm a nih chuan Police ka mantir ang che u
Police ka ko ang
Misual! Hre hraw hlawm mai!
Engtinnge ka office chahbi a neih theih?
Keiman ka pe a nih kha, ka pa
Ka nutrapa pawh kha lo pe ila thra tur
Tunah te hian a la dam ngei awm sia
Ngawi rawh, Pia
Kan nutrapa kha rel atranga tlak palha vang thi niin i ngai tiraw?
A tawk, Pia!
Engineer nihtir i tum a
Enge nih a duh pawh i zawt ngai hleinem
Amah kha i nawr nasa lutuk a ni, ka pa
Engineer ni tura entrance exam hmachhawn ai chuan... thih mai a thlang ta a nih kha
Enge a thil sawi hi?
Pa, i room-ah lut teh!
I room-ah lut vat teh!
Pia a tawk. I thiltih hi i hria em, Pia?
Literature zira writer nih a duh a..
Mahse, he lehkha bak hi a ziak thei ta lo a nih kha
Pia, lehkha kha dahbo rawh, khawngaihin
Engtia rei nge kan thupbo dawn, ka u?
Vawi khat...
Vawi khat tal pawh a ngaihdan lo la ta la...
"Engineering hi zir zo phawt la....
I duh chu i thlan dawn nia..." lo ti la chu
Kan nutrapa kha a la dam ang, ka pa!
Mahni intihlum a ni thei lo..
A dik a ni, ka pa. Mahni intihlum nilovin...
THAH a ni
Hmun tam takah tui lianin kawng a chim a, traffic a jam nasa hle
Pa!
Pa
Mona
Min rawn zui suh ka ti'a ni lawm ni? Engatinge min rawn zui ve zel a?
Ka duh a ni mai 'lawm. Kawng hi i nu ta a mi?
Kan mangang tawh teh ania! He khuaah hian ambulance pakhat chiah ami awm a?
Damdawi In dangah ambulance chu chah mai rawh!
Tui a lian nasa lutuk a, a chet hleihtheih loh
Tih ngaihna 'awmlo
Pia..
Ehe, Mona, engtizia nge?
Rancho, pia!
Rancho, damdawi in rawn thlen ngaihna a awm tawh lo Ka sawi ang hian lo ti rawh
In hrethiam lo a ni, tihngaihna in zawn mai a ngai...
An la dah zui...
Monaa!
Fimkhur takin
Light kha.. light kha.. on vat t'u
Dawhkan.. dawhkan.. TT dawhkan ah khan
Raju, webcam kha on teh
Awle
Le, Pia
Hello Raju, khawimaw ka u chu. Kan tilang teh
awle, awle
I hmu thei em, Pia?
Ka u, thlaphang suh. I bula hi ka awm e. Zam miah suh
Pia, ka thi dawn
Rancho, damdawi in leh doctor awm hma ata tawh, nu-in nau an lo hring tawh thrin tiraw?
Nangni khan ka u naute hi in chhar dawn nia aw
"Aal iz well, aal iz well"
E, e , eeee?!
Enge in tih a?
Ka pa, lo inrawlh hnawk suh. Khawngaihin!
Farhan, bakcheh leh hrukpuan zawng la
Millimeter, nangin puan ro, clip leh tuilum
Rancho, ka u kha lo khuh rawh
Ka u, sang rawh le
Sang rawh
Bengchheng, Ka sang theilo
Rancho, rawn chhuah a tum em, en teh
Engtin?
Khawimaw a diagram kha
Rancho, a lu a lawr nge lawr lo en rawh
Hmanhmawh rawh, Rancho
Kal rawwwhhhhh
Ti rawh, ti rawh, Rancho! Va en rawh
Lawr lo. A lawr miah lo
Ka u, sang hram teh!
Mona
A chau a ni, Pia
Sawi harh rawh u
A san theihloh chuan, kan chhe vek a ni mai
Vacuum cup hman a ngai a ni, Pia
Khawia vacuum cup nge an hman chuan ang?
Enge vacuum cup chu? Engtinnge a awm? Enge a tangkaina?
Ka hmuh ang che..
A nu-in san a pe theilo a nih chuan, heti hian naute lu-ah an chuktuah a
...tichuan naute chu an hip chhuak mai thrin
Ka siam thei ang... ka siam thei ang
Engtin?
Vacuum cleaner sir
Vacuum cleaner??..
Aw, vacuum cleaner
Mahse, vacuum cleaner chuan a hip na lutuk ang, Rancho
A hip nat dan chu ka thunun theih ka ring
Vacuum cleaner hman mai tur a awm em, 'tah khan?
Ka office-ah a awm
Farhan, rang takin han la nghal teh
Kha chabi
Mona, sang rawh
Khai a!
Ngatinge?
Aw, Pia
Hello, Raju, engatinge?
Current a awmlo, Pia
Lalpa Pathian leh! Engtinnge Vacuum cleaner chu in hman tak ang?
Farhan, vacuum cleaner chu han la la, current ka lo siam ang
Engtin?
Millimeter, Virus kha la chhuak teh...
Lo kal rawh Virus, pawnah
Khami virus nilo! Ka inverter siam, VIRUS inverter kha mawle...
Hria em?
Va la chhuak vat rawh
Awle, awle. Ka hria e!
Raju, midang kha han kaitho la
Car battery, wires, tool kit leh vaccuum gauge awm apiang han la khawm teh u. Rang takin
Tho rawh u! Common Room-ah emergency kan nei e. Hmanhmawh in
Khawnge Rancho?
Sir, sir, sir, heta hi ka awm e, sir
Battery kha hetah hian dahkhawm r'u le. Vat vat
Wire kha...
Raju, switch off vek la, inverter kha Mains-ah lo thlunzawm rawh le
Kha hei hi
Rancho, vacuum cleaner
Farhan, camera tihfaina kha, enge in tih kha?
Plower, plower, han la nghal teh
Rancho, kha le, plower
Vaccuum kha pipe-ah hian vuah la, hetah hian!
Rancho, kan vuah e!
Switch kan off vek em?
Dawhkan chunga light leh computer chauh kha on r'u le!
Raju, computer kha on nghal rawh, rang takin
Min han pui lawk teh u!
Pia, lo tlan rawh. Thuai, thuai
Love you Rancho
Farhan, on rawh le!
Yes!
Pia, engtia na-in nge hip tur?
0.5 aia na lovin, Rancho
Farhan, 0.5
Khuh r'u
Yes
0.5
Ok
Kum 20 chuang ka thawk tawh a, Vacuum cleaner hmanga nau chhar ka vawi khat hmuhna
Farhan, off rawh..
Awle
Raju, dawhkan bulah khan awm la, min en rawh
Naute kha heti hian nam rawh le, heti hian
Farhan, on rawh
Sang rawh, ka u. I thei tih ka hria
Sang rawh, Mona, push, sang rawh.
"Champ"-a ngaihtuah la, "Champ"a- tan
Trang rawh, Mona!
A lo chhuak e! A lo chhuak e!
Ka u, trang fan fan
Farhan, off rawh le
Awle, awle, ka off e
A laihrui kha hmun hnihah chilh bet ula
Farhan, khawi maw, a chilhna tur
A laihrui-ah khan chilh ula, bakcheh a awm em?
Fimkhur takin
Hrukpuan, hrukpuan!
Pia, Pia, ngatinge a trah loh?
Hey
Hey "Champ"
Rancho, a hnungzang kha chul teh
Hey "Champ"
No, engtinmah a awm lo
A ka kha ham chhin teh
Come on "Champ"
Engtinmah a awm chuang lo
Ngawih rawh, Mona, ngawi rawh
"All iz well" ti rawh, "aal iz well"
Min pet!
Enga?!
Min pet!!
"All iz well, ti r'u, aal iz well"
"aal iz well"
Yeah!!!
Khatih lai khan Virus-a'n "Ka tupa hi engineer tur a ni" chu ti se, ka pawngsual duh hial awm e!
Mahse kan Chhurbura chuan a ka ang a, thilmak a thleng ta!
I ke i leng vel elo? Footballer nih i duh elo?
I duh apiang chu, rawn ni mawlh ang che
Ding rawh! Khawnge kal i tum a?
Kan thu a la tawp hleinem...
College in rawn kal tirh ni-a, zawhna min zawh kha i la hria em?
Van thengrenga pencil an hman loh chhan kha...
Van thengrengah pencil hmawr chu lo tliak palh ta se, mu leh mal nei lovin an leng vel anga...
Mi mitah te, an hnarah te a lut palh thei asin
Khawl karah te pawh a lut palh thei a...
I diklo! I diklo!
I dik ziah thei bik lo
I hria em?
Hria e, sir
He thil hi thil pawimawh tak a ni, i hrethiam maw?
Aw, sir
Kan director-in ka hnenah a sawi a..
"Zirlai thiam chungchuang i hmuh hunah...
Kal rawh... kal teh...lehkha va zir rawh Exam zo la, he hmun hi i chhuahsan dawn nia
Tunah student of the year: Rancchoddas Shyamaldas Chanchad
Sir, thla la lawk ang, sir!
Kan hun hlimawm tak tak te chu ka camera chuan lak vek ka duh a
Chumi ni chuan mitin kan lung a leng a, kan lung a chhe em em hlawm
Kumtin kan inhmukhawm thrin dawn nia, te pawh kan ti a nih kha
Khami ni kha Rancho kan hmuh tawpna ni a nih kan ring hauh lo
Phelh tawh mai teh
American court-ah ka khing vek dawn che u
Raju
Hetiang school ang hi chu kan Rancho Chhurbura bakin an siam thei lovang!
Mahse, khawnge amah ber hi?
Khu, en teh
Lut rawh u, mai mai. Lut rawh u
Khatah zung suh!
Velh in duh elo, huh?
Ha ha ha
Kan hmu ta e. Kan zawnga chu a awm chiang mai
Thianpa, khawnge Rancchoddas-a hi kan hmuh theih ang?
Rancchoddas chu a hming maw?!
Rancho
Chhote, chhote... chhote
Ngawi teh, a hming diktak kha enge kha?
Aare, cool down, cool down
Lokal teh u
Khawnge, khawnge Rancho chu?
Rancho, Rancho...
Farhan, I lehkhabu chhuah apiang a hmaih ngai lo asin! En teh
Raju, internet-a i thuziak apiang a chhiar nitin mawle
I research tih chanchin te hi naupangho hnenah chhuang takin a hrilh thin!
U Pia, i helmet i tibo em?
An ruksak che a ni, tiraw?
Tunge i nih a? Engtinnge kan hming te i hriat?
Min hre tawh nange?
Hrelo
Millimeter chu centimeter a ni tawh a, in hre tawh lo a nih dawn chu!
Oye oye oye! Ek-a leh! Centimeter mai nilovin kilometer i nih tawh hi!
Mahse, heng hengah enge i tih?
Ka damchhunga a vawikhat nan, ka hming inziahna lehkhathawn ka dawng a, a chhungah chuan rel ticket a lo awm a
Lehkha zir i duh chuan, relah hian chuang rawh tih a inziak bawk! Tichuan, ka chuang ta a
Idiot Rancho
Khawnge Chhura chu?
Furjee, kha hei hi..
Mo thuama inthuama scooter-a i chuang lai ka mumangah ka hmu nitin thrin
Veil aiah i helmet chu i la thla a..
Min rawn pan hnai a, min fawp ta a
Aaaaaaah... ouch!
I kal dawn talin min hrilh thei lovem ni?
Ummmm... no...
Ummmm... sorry
Nupui i nei tawh em?
Enga?.. Eng maw?...
Nei nang...nang?
Nei trep...mawla!
Chuti chu?
Chuti chu, eng?
Ngaihzawng i nei em?
Hmm..
Aw
Tu?
Nangmah...!
I hmu em? Hnarin a dal hauh loh kha..chhawkung!
Ni e, a lo nih hi!
Idiot Rancho!
Hi, Farhan!
Tawngkam thain a daihlo!
Min ngaithla teh!
Nang zawk hian min ngaithla teh
Aare.. Ngaithla teh...ngaithla teh ka tih chu
Lawk, ngaithla rawh, engkim ka hrilhfiah vek ang che
Hey Raju
Idiot!!
En teh
Aeee idiot
Hnek hrep rawh u! Ka hming pawhin vawi thum tal hnek teh u
Nangmah vang hian, enge ka nih tak i hria em? Mai mai!
Tarmit te ka vuah e, a ti vel nia
Tho rawh, CHHURA, tho rawh!
Hey idiot!
Chhura te chhung chu! Nuam in va ti awm ve
Hey.. hi Chatur
Rancchoddas Chanchad
Namaste Masterji
Enge i thlen tak? Thingtlangah zirtirtu maw?
A for apple, B for ball
A rual khan relah kan chuang kha ania...
Mahse i rel chuanna chu a let zawngin a kal a nih dawn hi
Engineering atangin Primary zirtirtu
Ha ha ha ha
Engzat nge i hlawh, Chanchad? Thlakhatah Rs. 5000?
Chu chu ka tan chuan Dollar 100 hu vel
I thla khat hlawh aiin ka fapa pocket money a tam zawk
Bengchheng chhen suh
Kan zirna kalphung te kha thlak danglam a duh thrin kha ania!
Khawvel kalphung thlak a duh a...
Tunah chuan naupang diaper a thlak ta du du mai a nih hi
Nangma'n nge keiman zilh dawn, ek-a hi?
A ho e mai a!
Ka sawi kha, i la hrereng em?
Engtik niah emaw chuan ka nui anga, i ngui ang ka tih kha
Hetah hian sign rawh le... Dawl zawrin ka zawr a ni, tih sign rawh le
"Tlawm zawk nih pawmna" A va nuihzatthlak ve, Chatur! Nuihzatthlak lutuk
Hey, kha chu Virus-a pen a nih kha
Engtinnge i neih? I ruk emni?
Umm.. Engtinnge kan sawi ang aw?
Hei hi chu hnehtu te tan a ni... tlawm zawkte tan ni lovin
A tha e... in school-in harsatna in tawk a, tanpuina thawhlawm in mamawh a nih phawt chuan...
Ka assistant hi i lo be mai dawn nia, he he
A for apple, B for ball
A la danglam miah lo a nih hi !!
Menah thlak teh
A ho e mai. Lo rak ve mai mai teh se
Ni e. Rancchoddas Chanchad hi i hming a nilo tih kan hre ta a, a lawmawm...
Pia Chanchad nih ka duh hleinem
Yuck!
Tak a na, enge i hming dik tak?
Phunshukh Wangdu
Wangdu?
Pia Wangdu?
Chuti chu...scientist i ni tihna 'law?
Thil 400 chuang siamchhuak tawha kha?
Innei mah ila ka hming ka thlak chuang lovang
Chatur-a "Wangdu" sawi ve chhen kha i ni maw?
Japanese hovin-a an rim rawna kha?
Wangdu nih ka duh lo! Ka ni maithei...
Scientist nge i nih zirtirtu, min hrilh teh
Scientist chu ka ni na a, naupang ka zirtir thin
Chuti chu an sawi "Phunshukh Wangdu" chu i ni maw?
Ni e, ni e
Oye Silencer! Hey Chathur, law haw teh
Ding teh
Enga?
Kan ko let thei dawn lo. Heti hian ti ang
Mr. Wangdu, min rawn phone chu awih a va har ve!
A pawi khawp mai, Mr. Chatur In company nen chuan inremna kan ziah theih hmel loh
Engatinge, sir. Engtizia nge?
Engtinnge ka ziah theih ang? Ka pen i la daih sia..
Eng pen maw, ka pu? Enge i sawi awmzia?
I pen kenlai kha; Virus-a pen kha!!
Virus-a pen??
Mr. Wangdu?
Aw ni e, Chatur!
A for Apple, B for Ball, L for Lucky!
Pawngsual zawh chiah ang mai lah ni
Ka tlawm e
Ka tlawm e, Rancho
Mr. Wangdu ka tihna! I dek nalh khawp mai. Ka tlawm chiang e
Kan mimal thil hi chuan kan thawhhona thuthlung a nghawng loh hram ka beisei
Hey Chatur, helamah hian...
Ka fiamthu mai mai a nih kha. Engemaw tak hi chu i la ni dawn tih ka hrereng alawm
Eh... daw suh aw
Tak tak! Ka ti tak tak alawm
Rancho 100, Chatur zero!
I chak, ka tlawm. I awih lo ami?
Aare yaar!
O Lalber. I ropui ber e. Ka thilpek hi pawm hram teh
Thurawn thlawn ka pe ang che.. Mr. Wangdu... Tlan vat ang..
Tlan ang, tlan ang
Hey rancho, ka hna ka chan mai ang Ka fate an la te bawk si
Baba Rancchoddas-a'n a sawi thin a....
Nau-a te u, thiamna um rawh u, thiamna. (MIZO SUBTITLE : STEPHEN AUHMUN)
Then success will come behind you